This thread is going to be great!!! Just keep your sense of humor...I think a lot depends on the gate agent....last easter there were exactly 16 of us on a full flight that did NOT preboard!! We had seats in the gate area right by the entrance to the jetway, so we just sat back and watched the "Pre Show"
There was a woman that I swear could not have been over 45 preboarding because she had her husbands AARP card and he wasn't even with her!!, they said families with children under 8 could preboard and some of those "8 year olds" had a 5 o'clock shadow...there was a family group of 9 people that preboarded because the daughter had "just turned 8" my daughters and I busted out laughing when we heard that one....we had seen the same "eight year old" smoking and talking on her cell phone 30 minutes earlier and although short she was filling out a D-cup better than any 8 year old I ever saw!!
The gate agent never stopped any of them. We knew we weren't going to get seats together no matter what letter boarding passes we had so we just sat there and watched it all....it was absolutely amazing to me what people would do to get on that plane 5 feet in front of someone else....ultimate irony....when we finally got on the plane I ended up sitting next to the "8 year old" in the D-cup who was sitting by herself because she did not want to be anywhere near her family!!!
The good news however is that a couple of weeks ago I was flying solo home from MCO (conference for work) and they made a point of limiting preboarding to children under 4 (and no more than 2 adults plus other children in the group) and seniors that needed extra assistance and 1 accompanying adult per senior (and they turned away almost as many people trying to preboard as they let through...i.e., seniors in wheelchairs and those that were obviosly frail and slow got on with 1 other adult, but they made the rest of the family wait and the seniors that ran to the gate faster than I could when they called for pre-boarding were told to wait until their boarding group was called....and kids that looked closer to graduating from high school than pre-school and their large extended families were turned back.)
One last aside....just when you think most people in the world are good....you meet the mom from hell. She had 2 elementary school aged children (I would guess maybe 9 and 11) and there were 4 adults in their group and she goes ballistic when they are not allowed to preboard...so she stands there and argues for 10 minutes and then proceeds to question why he lets all these other people pre-board, blah, blah, blah. Towards the end of the preboarding line is a family with an obviously ill child in a wheel chair....child is deathly thin, sallow complexion, has the chemotherapy bald head and a feeding tube.And bless her heart she is hanging on for dear life to a "House of Hope" bear and of course the mother from hell loudly points out that this child is over 4, "So maybe next time I will just rent a wheelchair and tell one of my kids to look sick so you will let us on too"...the sick child's mother never batted an eye and says "Well maybe next time we will all get lucky and one of your children will have cancer and my daughter will be strong and healthy and you can get on the freakin plane before us"
I wanted to give her a standing ovation!!