Punchlines..nothing but punchlines

[sorcerormickey]

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!

 

[alabamaalan]

You probably won't like Thursdays then...

 

[teh fish]

and so I said to her "If it was my chicken, do you think I'd be walking it?"

 

[oogieboogie]

no... but I stayed at a Holiday Inn!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

No I'm not and stop calling me Shirley.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Wrecked'em, Darn near killed'em !

 

[Bob NC]

Do you want to be the husband, or do you want to be the wife?

 

[WDSearcher]

Where you left him.

 

[FroggyinArk]

vehemently denies all contact with any blenders wishes ppl would stop accusing me of being in those thang s i dont even really like frozen drinks....

 

[firstmickey]

Originally posted by FroggyinArk
vehemently denies all contact with any blenders wishes ppl would stop accusing me of being in those thang s i dont even really like frozen drinks....

how about this one then?






That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself and said, "I don't freaking think so!!"

 

[Micca]

...most of us just take the camel into town

....very well then, death it is! ...But first--Chi Chi!

 

[teh fish]

ice cream doesn't have bones.

 

[alabamaalan]

I was waiting for that one

If you take that knot out, it'll work

 

[Muffy]

The pavement was his enemy....

 

[Broken8ball]

Orange you glad I didn't say Bananas?

 

[JetMom]

frayed knot

 

[Rutt and Tuke]

We'd be a pink carnation

A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn

A tie

 

[two4ruff]

Blow a little boogie into it.

 

[Chipmunk]

Monkey Boy followup:


Aside from all the commotion Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

 

[Fantasia Girl]

One was a salted.