Our first full day at WDW, and our first full day while engaged, saw us at Disney's Hollywood Studios. We like to go at the parks in a laid back way. We don't feel the need to do everything, and we always go back to the hotel in the early afternoon to rest and cool off. This plan worked out well for us on this day.
We arrived for early magic hours, immediately obtaining fastpasses for Toy Story Midway Mania, then rushed off for my DF to ride Tower of Terror (her favourite ride). Whilst she was getting violently shaken for fun and excitement, I was putting my life in peril on the ground floor ghost hunting.
The Tower awaits!
But first, a photo.
It's an ap-ap-apparition!
Merch time! My DF purchased this snazzy Hollywood Tower Hotel terrycloth robe at the gift shop, so she can pretend she stayed at the titular Tower of Terror and stole said robe. This is the kind of merchandise I like. It's not just a souvenir of the attraction, it's also a clever way of allowing you to be a part of the story the ride is telling.
Rock 'n' Rollercoaster is more a celebration of the excesses of the rock 'n' roll lifestyle than the music, immersing itself in leopard-print spandex, stretch limos and reckless abandon. (It is, however, the only place you'll see Aerosmith in a recording studio these days.) At first, I was put off by this: it distills an complex and essential American art form to its most superficial, simplistic iconography. It's a twelve year-old's idea of what rock is. And then I realized that this is not a bad thing. From Little Richard to Sgt. Pepper, rock 'n' roll is as much about showmanship as it is about the music. It's an attitude as much as it is a musical genre. The rebellious, reckless, youthful spirit of rock lives in the heart of twelve year-old stronger than anyone else and to see that spirit articulated in a roller coaster makes a lot of sense. Rock on, Rock 'n' Rollercoaster.
As an aside, every time I walk through Rock 'n' Rollercoaster, I'm reminded of Revolution X, the classic arcade game where you save Aerosmith and all of humanity with hot lead and the power of rock. They're both wish fulfilment fantasies on rails featuring the music of Aerosmith, and when you go upside down on Rock 'n' Rollercoaster you can lose all your quarters, too.
It hasn't aged well, but I still enjoy going on the Great Movie Ride. Like Rock 'n' Rollercoaster, though, I do feel that it concerns itself a little too much with the superficial aspects of movies, and not enough with the joy of seeing a great movie. Seeing a diorama of the airport scene from Casablanca makes me say, Oh, Casablanca! What a great movie! but that feeling of joy doesn't come out of the ride itselfI can get the same feeling looking at the movie poster. If you didn't have nostalgia for the Golden Age of Hollywood, you'd get no sense of joy from the ride at all.
Josef Von Sternberg wishes he had soft focus photography this good (courtesy of the Florida humidity). He probably also wishes he was still alive.
My favourite movie in high school. I used to watch it once every week.
It really is a jolly holiday with Mary.
I'd love to see Disney bring CineMagique to WDW from
Disneyland Paris. For those who haven't been, CineMagique is a movie attraction where an audience member (Martin Short) wanders into the movie, Purple Rose of Cairo-style, and falls in love with the film's leading lady (Julie Delpy). Toe-to-toe, CineMagique is the more entertaining, comprehensive and reverential We love movies! attraction. It has comedy, romance, Alan Cumming, and an Umbrellas of Cherbourg sequence to its credit. Most importantly, it really makes you feel like the silly endeavour of sitting silently in the dark with a group of strangers while staring at light moving on a wall is essential to our culture.
Fin.
Speaking of essential moments, there aren't many more essential to any vacation than realizing you've lost something, the feeling that your baseball cap, camera is irrevocably separated from you by too much distance, time and strangers. The exiting the Great Movie Ride was that moment, as my DF realized she'd lost her sunglasses. At WDW, that just means another trip to the gift shop. With that out of the way, it was on to Toy Story Midway Mania.
Doubling down on the nostalgia.
Toy Story Midway Mania is yet another clever combination of the familiar enhanced by cutting edge technology. It's pretty darn fun to weave though the midway rides and shoot things. I was pretty well-chuffed with my score of 140,000, but then I saw someone's high score of 490,000. Lines are predictably long, because of the popularity of Toy Story and shooting things. I'm sure re-ride-ability is also contributes to wait times. I mean, 490, 000 points? You don't get to that level on your first ten tries, let alone your first try. Yes, I'm bitter.
Then, we were off to the new Star Tours (which I skipped because of a queasy stomach) but my DF assures me it is ten times better than the original.
I don't know... Fly casual.
Hang in there, R2.
Many Bothans died to bring us this photo.
*Insert nerdy Star Wars reference*
We ended our attraction-eering at Muppets 3-D, and it was only just after noon. Pretty efficient work!
Little Kitty finally gets a hat as big as her ego.
Getting our kicks on Route 66.
This was the line to see Mars Needs Moms.
We ate lunch outdoors at the food court on Sunset, and decided to go into the shops before retiring to the hotel. My DF had been itching to buy wedding veil Minnie ears and couldn't hold out any longer. I opted instead for the groom pin on my hat. The kindly clerk asked if we'd just been married, and when he heard we'd just been engaged, he told us to go straight to guest services and get ourselves a pair of Just Engaged buttons. This turned out to be the best thing we could have possibly done. Folks who are planning a proposal at Disney World take note: The earlier the proposal on the trip, the better. Ostensibly, the reason is to get freebies (and there were some freebies to be gotten) but mostly, it just makes everyone friendlier. Throughout our trip, we were getting congratulated by every cast member we ran into, and even by passing strangers. During the mid-day Move It! Shake It! Celebrate It! parade in MK, the Beast waved to my DF, pointed to his ring finger and gave her a thumbs up. The parade MC also congratulated us on the sound system: Congratulations, you two! Love, man! That's all you need! That's forever! It made the whole trip more magical to feel like everyone was celebrating our engagement with us.
DF with her brand new bridal ears.
I didn't get the groom ears for obvious aesthetic reasons.
Up next: More merch and dining at Kouzzina. Opa!