Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
Leviticus 1:9 states that the smell of a burning bull is pleasing to the lord. Should we all burn male cattle?
Leviticus 25:44 states that slavery is legal, so long as your slaves come from neighboring countries.
Leviticus 10-16 says that anybody who takes the name of God in vain should be put to death. I've apparently escaped death inumberable times.
Leviticus 11:10 tells us not to eat shrimp because it's an abomination unto God.
Leviticus 19:19 forbids the wearing of garments of mixed fibers (ie: a cotton/polyester blend t-shirt).
Ecclesiastes 9:8 says that we should always wear white and anoint our heads with oil.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12. This one I need to quote directly. It's just too out there not to. "11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."
Numbers 5:11-20 dictates how to tell if your wife is cheating on you. Give her a mixture of water, barely, and dust. If her stomach swells, she's a cheater. In which case you should stone her and the man/woman you suspect her of cheating with. (according to Leviticus 20:10).
Exodus 21:5 says that if your slave is set free after 6 years and decides to stay, you should bore a hole in his ear.
1 Corinthians 11:6 says that if a woman doesn't cover her head she should cut off her hair.
Look, I can quote the Bible, too.
Also, I had a strong urge to type "SNORKLE" in response to this. Kudos to anybody who gets why!