Potentially serious medical condition

[Belle0101]

I never wear a Bra!


well there was that one time in a cheap, tawdry, sleazy, hourly rate motel just outside Cincinatti...and the bra was placed on my head....therefore I was FORCED to dance the 'Ancient Dance of the Seduction Cha Cha"!

It was RED

I think those pictures are still floating around on the internet somewhere too.

 

[CF'er]

Games? I say twister.

 

[romymichelle21]

Pin the ______ on the ______.

Any ideas?

(I'm goin' to DBs for a couple days... or a week... even if I lag on the replies - I'm still comin' to the funeral!)

As for a date, how about April 1st?

 

[romymichelle21]

Oh oh!! Two words:

Laser tag.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Y'all figure it out. I'll be there, assuming it isn't a race weekend and I don't stub my toe.

 

[DISUNC]

I think those pictures are still floating around on the internet somewhere too.

HECK YEAH! I cant get anybody to buy them either!

 

[DISUNC]

Pin the ______ on the ______.

Any ideas?

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Y'all figure it out. I'll be there, assuming it isn't a race weekend and I don't stub my toe.

I HATE when I go to Funerals & the 'guest of honor' aint there. Nutin peeves me off more.

Everytime I went to a funeral, and the GOH wasnt there, I always get stuck talkin to some strangers about how much I respected their departed Love ones, even though I didnt know them. blah,blah,blah I figured since I am already there, might as well stick around. I mean I already put money in the Parking Meter!

Once I almost got 'outed' as as outsider during a Mob funeral...luckily I thought fast, and threw myself on the coffin screaming "Vincenza take me with you". I was good, pounded my fist to my heart , screamed & cried. Sold a bill of goods that night!

However I did get a 'date' with one of the departeds nieces, during one of them. Not as creepy as you may think!

 

[Caropooh]

Y'all figure it out. I'll be there, assuming it isn't a race weekend and I don't stub my toe.

a stubbed toe would be a really, really bad thing! Your toe could fall off or any number of things

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I HATE when I go to Funerals & the 'guest of honor' aint there. Nutin peeves me off more.

Everytime I went to a funeral, and the GOH wasnt there, I always get stuck talkin to some strangers about how much I respected their departed Love ones, even though I didnt know them. blah,blah,blah I figured since I am already there, might as well stick around. I mean I already put money in the Parking Meter!

Once I almost got 'outed' as as outsider during a Mob funeral...luckily I thought fast, and threw myself on the coffin screaming "Vincenza take me with you". I was good, pounded my fist to my heart , screamed & cried. Sold a bill of goods that night!

However I did get a 'date' with one of the departeds nieces, during one of them. Not as creepy as you may think!

Very quick thinking! I'm not sure if I could of thought so quickly!

 

[DISUNC]

a stubbed toe would be a really, really bad thing! Your toe could fall off or any number of things


Very quick thinking! I'm not sure if I could of thought so quickly!

When the viewers are all packin heat....you think verrrrrrrry quickly!

 

[mirthmaiden]

a stubbed toe would be a really, really bad thing! Your toe could fall off or any number of things

I'm sure it would lead to gangrene, or gout, or chicken pox, or something.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

OP, please be careful. I've read about your condition. I've heard in late stages it can lead to an unnatural desire to have a dying thread bumped up. Now it's not just harmful to you, but to those around you.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Nobody loves me. Nobody cares. I could be killed any second! And you would just laugh and be snarky.

 

[Sthronds]

I've been dealing with my own problems, like a scratchy knee, and I've neglected you Mirth. I apologize, but I've got great plans for your funeral. How do you feel about slide shows?

 

[ImMarcik]

I just took a break from texting long enough to check on ya Mirth. Glad to know your still kickin.

 

[Belle0101]

Nobody loves me. Nobody cares. I could be killed any second! And you would just laugh and be snarky.

I love you, I care, I've even brought you some flowers.

And if you died I wouldn't laugh and be snarky. At least not so you'd know.

And anyhow, I've been distracted. I have an embarrassing problem - I've developed a blemish of the acne kind. I've been trying to find creative ways of wearing a scarf or mask so as to keep it hidden. It's really hideous.

 

[mirthmaiden]

I love you, I care, I've even brought you some flowers.

And if you died I wouldn't laugh and be snarky. At least not so you'd know.

And anyhow, I've been distracted. I have an embarrassing problem - I've developed a blemish of the acne kind. I've been trying to find creative ways of wearing a scarf or mask so as to keep it hidden. It's really hideous.

Thank you for caring Bell0101. I'm sorry you have a pimple. Did you try to pop it? Be very careful because you could potentially get tetanus from the rusty sharp object.

 

[Caropooh]

Nobody loves me. Nobody cares. I could be killed any second! And you would just laugh and be snarky.

I care about you! I've been home with a sick DD8 today. It's been rather drama filled at times.
How are you today? Have you seen the light yet? DO NOT head towards it!

 

[reeeoga]

I suggest Amputation for the offinding area to get rid of the problem. If that doesn't work, try ointment.

Is that enough love?

 

[Belle0101]

Thank you for caring Bell0101. I'm sorry you have a pimple. Did you try to pop it? Be very careful because you could potentially get tetanus from the rusty sharp object.

Pop it? I don't even want to look at it much less pop it! Although if it gets much bigger I'll have to name it, maybe even claim it as a dependent on my taxes.

I care about you! I've been home with a sick DD8 today. It's been rather drama filled at times.
How are you today? Have you seen the light yet? DO NOT head towards it!

Pretty light!

I suggest Amputation for the offinding area to get rid of the problem. If that doesn't work, try ointment.

Is that enough love?

Amputate my face?

 

[DISUNC]

Nobody loves me. Nobody cares. I could be killed any second! And you would just laugh and be snarky.

UGH! Its always YOU YOU YOU...aint it!

You never want us to have fun at your expense. So selfish!

Here we all are cranking our wee little brains out to give you the proper send off.....and you blah blah blah!
Think about it.....WE are gonna be the ones who have to endure this 30 minute ceremony. All you have to do is show up in a pretty Dress, with some makeup slapped on.


I the SLIDE SHOW'S!!!!!!! How bout a LIVE ?