Potentially serious medical condition

[lovetoscrap]

In that case I am canceling the prayer chain. Would you just hurry up and go already? I am hungry!

 

[mirthmaiden]

In that case I am canceling the prayer chain. Would you just hurry up and go already? I am hungry!

You're just saying that because you want the free margarita-flavored Jelly Bellies!

 

[lovetoscrap]

You're just saying that because you want the free margarita-flavored Jelly Bellies!

nope! The chocolate

Need me to testify at the lawsuit?

 

[lovetoscrap]

by the way, be careful tase testing those jelly bellies, you wouldn't want to bite your tongue.

 

[mirthmaiden]

<-- shouts "Elizabeth! Elizabeth! It's the big one! I'm coming to meet you!"

 

[romymichelle21]

Ok. So everyone needs to RSVP to the funeral!

I'll bring the casserole Or a 3-tiered chocolate cake with Xanax flavored icing. Whichever the guests would prefer

(Maybe we can surprise Mirth and get her a lap dance from Kasey )

 

[lovetoscrap]

Good Idea! I will bring the 3 tiered Xanax cake with chocolate frosting!

 

[DISUNC]

Ok. So everyone needs to RSVP to the funeral!

Before I rsvp....I need to know where its gonna be held?

 

[Caropooh]

I will take all the free legal help I can get. Everybody is invited to my funeral (this is assuming I don't actually have to die to have a funeral because I would miss all of my DIS friends). And, you know me now, eh?

I think in this case we will excuse you from dying, just so you can meet all your DIS friends!

Ok. So everyone needs to RSVP to the funeral!

I'll bring the casserole Or a 3-tiered chocolate cake with Xanax flavored icing. Whichever the guests would prefer

(Maybe we can surprise Mirth and get her a lap dance from Kasey )

I'll bring a Top Ramen salad with Xanax!

 

[romymichelle21]

Good Idea! I will bring the 3 tiered Xanax cake with chocolate frosting!

Something for everyone!

Before I rsvp....I need to know where its gonna be held?

Mirth's dungeon I mean, basement. You know, where she keeps Kasey.

Just a reminder everyone: You must be up-to-date on your vaccinations! Rabies, tetanus, TB, parvo, mad cow disease, feline leukemia, black plague - all the good stuff.

 

[Caropooh]

Something for everyone!



Mirth's dungeon I mean, basement. You know, where she keeps Kasey.

Just a reminder everyone: You must be up-to-date on your vaccinations! Rabies, tetanus, TB, parvo, mad cow disease, feline leukemia, black plague - all the good stuff.

Will you take our word for it? My vaccination records just got blown into a zillion pieces by the massive explosion from when I was boiling water in the microwave for 2 hours! I meant to hit two minutes and goofed!

 

[Belle0101]

Is there a dress code for this shin-dig?

 

[romymichelle21]

Will you take our word for it? My vaccination records just got blown into a zillion pieces by the massive explosion from when I was boiling water in the microwave for 2 hours! I meant to hit two minutes and goofed!

I suppose I could make an exception this once!

But don't everyone else go accidentally blowing yours up - we could have an epidemic on our hands!

Oh, also, everyone please bring a current chest x-ray and your most recent pregnancy test. Maybe a DNA sample as well. Just as a precaution.

 

[romymichelle21]

Is there a dress code for this shin-dig?

Black, white, red, blue, pink, yellow, orange, purple, or green.

No floral prints. Kilts are optional. And... maybe a fez.

 

[Caropooh]

I suppose I could make an exception this once!

But don't everyone else go accidentally blowing yours up - we could have an epidemic on our hands!

Oh, also, everyone please bring a current chest x-ray and your most recent pregnancy test. Maybe a DNA sample as well. Just as a precaution.

Thank you for excusing me!
I'm thinking we should probably all just go get complete physicals, just to be on the safe side! We really can't take any chances! A couple bad germs could multiply so quickly, it could be out of control in no time at all.

 

[romymichelle21]

Thank you for excusing me!
I'm thinking we should probably all just go get complete physicals, just to be on the safe side! We really can't take any chances! A couple bad germs could multiply so quickly, it could be out of control in no time at all.

Maybe! Mirth will be alive for this funeral, I guess we shouldn't go killing her again.

Or... we could wear space suits, or come in a bubble!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Is there a dress code for this shin-dig?

Black, white, red, blue, pink, yellow, orange, purple, or green.

No floral prints. Kilts are optional. And... maybe a fez.

Don't forget the chocolate underwear.

 

[romymichelle21]

Don't forget the chocolate underwear.

Hasn't anyone considered the horrors of it melting?

 

[mirthmaiden]

Maybe we can surprise Mirth and get her a lap dance from Kasey )

Now I really know I don't want to kick the bucket too soon I'm going to inflate my emergency, sterile bubble living space so I'll be sure to be alive for that little event.

Mirth's dungeon I mean, basement. You know, where she keeps Kasey.

Sweetie, trust me. If that were true, posting on message boards would be the furthest thing from my mind

Just a reminder everyone: You must be up-to-date on your vaccinations! Rabies, tetanus, TB, parvo, mad cow disease, feline leukemia, black plague - all the good stuff.

Don't forget diptheria, measles, and MRSA.

Will you take our word for it? My vaccination records just got blown into a zillion pieces by the massive explosion from when I was boiling water in the microwave for 2 hours! I meant to hit two minutes and goofed!

That reminds me of a funny story. I'll have to tell you sometime when I have about 5 hours to type.

Is there a dress code for this shin-dig?

NASCAR-logo apparel would be appropriate (avoiding certain numbers on said apparel would also be appropriate).

Kilts are optional.

Kilts are never optional, except for the women.

Maybe! Mirth will be alive for this funeral, I guess we shouldn't go killing her again.

Ah, just strap me in an office chair and wheel me down to the payday place.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Hasn't anyone considered the horrors of it melting?

If that happens we'll dip strawberries and call it dessert.