Post your funny DCL story here

[MelissaE1]

I remember last time I was waiting to cruise DCL there was a thread like this and it was so much fun to read. I couldn't find one using search, so if there is a current one, please point me to it.

I'll start:

The last DCL I did was a four day with my best friend... we left our kids and DHs behind and went for some attitude adjustment. During sailaway we got the see-thru plastic DCL logo cups and, feeling maybe just the tiniest twinge of guilt (or not), we decided these would make great things to bring back for our kids. We noticed people had abandoned them here and there and set out to collect some to take them back to our stateroom to wash. I guess we got a little overzealous, because we both ended up with a bunch... more than we could comfortably carry, anyway. Note that we each had about half a drink, so we are not even feeling it. Anyway, we go inside on deck 9 to catch the elevator and the ship is swaying somewhat so our footing isn't as good as normal, and we're almost dropping these things, so we start giggling. There were some people around the elevator and some that got in with with us and they were all giving us "The LOOK." I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes and had no idea why. When we got back into the stateroom and went to put them in the bathroom I saw us in the mirror as they must have seen us... two people with a bunch of just finished drinks who obviously had impaired motor and control issues and who couldn't even be on the boat for an hour before they were 3 sheets to the wind. Then we left them to dry on the bathroom counter, so I can only imagine what our stateroom host thought of us as well!

This wasn't even all of them:

 

[NJFabFour]

We just got back and we had several encounters with a guest who apparently was a just a bit character-obsessed.
We noticed after our 3rd or 4th character greeting that we kept seeing the same woman at each greeting. She was a young Asian woman who did not speak English and she appeared to be by herself every time we saw her. She would take about a dozen photos with her camera of the character(s) by himself/themselves, then have the Shutters photog take her picture, then give her camera to the CM for more pictures. At first it was rather annoying, but as we would notice her at every greet we went to, then see her in every grouping of Shutters pictures posted, it got to be pretty funny. But we were rolling when we mentioned to our table-mates at dinner that, "There was this one woman . . . " and they even finished the sentence saying "YES, the Asian woman who is at every character greeting!" We were all cracking up! I said I can only imagine how entertaining her photo album will be . . . "There I am with Mickey; There I am with Donald; Oh, there I am again with Mickey; Oh, me and Donald again; Oh another one of me and Mickey;" and on and on!