I find most "OMG this is awesome" food to be pretty meh. I am glad others enjoy these things and I am sure others think the same about my love of Carnation Cafe fried pickles.
The DTD Portos will include a full service restaurant and bar. If you are used to the other Portos bakeries, you might be surprised. Regardless, if you don't care for Cuban-American food, there will be Italian, Mexican, New Orleans/Creole, Chinese, and American-style food available in DTD.