I have a jar of moonshine cherries in my fridge now, they are a great addition to drinks!
omg we are so twins separated from birth! I just finished my jar .. last night. Which is probably why Im feeling like crud this am.. along with missed all my online sales LMAO eh oh well.
Since I need to now refill my mason jars with something Im making apple pie moonshine this weekend to put in my apple cider since its finally getting cold here in Cali.
OK now that the DIS is finally cooperating with me and it seems photobucket is also (sparingly, time to get a new photo sharing site!)... I'll try and give my 5cent tour, and tell you all about my ride companion. OY VE!
So back to the jungle I went with these lovely ladies
Our tour guide was cute, I want to say she stated she worked the Jungle cruise before.. but I could be mistaken... either way she had some comedic points like those guides!
Seems like a few animals were giving us their best sides today
This is one of the few animals I like... well actuall the only animal I like. Ya we don't have pets here... I hate animals. Which E (hubby) always finds it funny that I want to go to the zoo, or wild animal park. LOL
So if you google earth this area... its a hidden mickey. Never knew that
Once we were done with the tour and then breakfast (which btw... I was the only one brave enough to sneak in the mini bottle of Kahlua. Made my coffee muy bueno!)
On our way out to catch a bus we saw more awesome outfits. What Im wondering is when she's out in the sun for long, does it give her a weird farmers tan with those tights? (because one should always were nylons in FLORIDA, in MAY lol)
Once we arrived in Hollywood, we wanted to ride TOT since we hadn't together yet. But AGAIN they were big fat liars and the wait was NOT the noted 20mins. And here I was FOWDY inches and able to ride! LOL. See this lil boy in front had to get measured and he was from one of the Southern States and had the cuties lil southern drawl. they told him he had to be FOURTY inches and when he made the cute off. He yelled "Look momma, Im FOWDY INCHES!" Which then became the running joke of the day.
In line for the Teacups cuz "Im FOWDY INCHES"
Riding Space Mountina cuz "Im FOWDY INCHES"
Belling up to the bar cuz "Im FOWDY INCHES"
After the TOT fiasco, we decided to do single rider on Rocken Roller Coaster... after singing "All the single riders" we were close to the front waiting our turn where Laura got in the car ahead of El and I. El got a close to the front seat... and I got sat right in front of a 3 generation family. Mom, grandma and the 2 lil kids. Of which the whole time we are waiting for the car the lil girl is screaming bloody murder. She doesn't want to get on, girl aint having none of that.... its non stop and Drea doesn't have a beer to go to her happy place. Even the CM's were telling them they could ride swap. BUT grandma was not going for that.. NOPE she told the lil girl (in an accent Im guessing was Indian or Hindu or like that (sorry I don't mean to offend anyone just guessing..?) Anyhow, Grandma yelled at the girl and said something to the effect of "I GO, YOU GO WE ALL GO!" She really had that 3muskateers thing going for her. Then she said something in her language which made the lil girl be quiet just until we got ON the ride... to which the screams came again.
Hence why I look like THIS
And not like THIS
What a difference half a car away can make!
So by then I was ready to head back to the room to get ready for some adult fun... and a Consierge level that has more beer.. lil girls screams still haunt me LMAO
We saw my friends Elfis & Barb all ready to hit the Ditch (looks like Elfis already had put a few back since his hat was on backwards and Barb was just a lush by this time)
Im so sad our 4th wasn't feeling good and missed this photo op
We made our way over to Mexico.. Look Im in the Motherland (actually Im not from there so more like E's motherland LOL)
I stopped off and grabbed 2 Florida beers (I believe they were called Devil's Triangle... I only remember cuz I thought how perfect is that 3 of us, yet were total ANGELS!) They were for all of us to share, you know "SAMPLE" of which I had to double fist to walk back to Mexico and start chugging cuz they were spilling... and everyone knows spilling beer is like spilling liquid gold! In between sips Im having to answer where I got my awesome hat.
After about 5 times answering a friend made them I just switched to "From Minnasoder" and those looks were AWESOME. (remember Im 2 fisting at this time drinking from both cups HA. Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife!)
While I was getting beer, El Lonnie had met up with Jill and were rehydrating in the ditch where they ordered me a jalapeno rita (YUM I miss that drink)
Eventually Laura found her way and the party began all over again! WOOHOO!
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY! Well minus 2 that weren't having any of that!
Click here to see which of the 2 were smarty pants!
We had to cut Barb & Elfis off
After we were done with the Ditch we made our way around the world and El Sicko thought it would be a great time for another shot. (I do say alcohol is the best medicine!)
Then someone else said it was Slushy time... ok
Then I spilled.. and again that just wasteful
About that time I was told to chug we had to head to dinner, and that meant saying good by to Jill. It was such a pleasure to meet you, and if your ever in Cali look me up. Would love to get a drink with you!
