I read your first paragraph and thought, "silly, she's confusing herself with me!" LOL
OK, so I'll REALLY be the "vertically challenged" mom in the mousy brown ponytail or bun (how can I be bothered to brush my hair on vacation? I will brush my teeth, though, I promise), of average weight (for a woman of average height, that is), wearing sandals the color of eeyore. My nails (finger) will probably be unpolished, but my toenails will most likely be some really ostentatious shade of red (assuming the annual pedicure I got last week lasts that long).
I'll be with DD10 who's way too mature for her age, DS almost 8 who's way too precocious for his age, and DH40, who's WAAAY too handsome, hunky and sexy for ANY age (but I'm sure you won't notice that.) He looks a little like Tom Cruise, so do a double-take, and he's got this really great, deep voice you just can't help but hear (read, he's LOUD).
Oh, yeah...and I'll be wearing my lime green "iloveeeyore" nametag!

Can't wait! Dina