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[Tigger&Belle]

You said "Women are hormonal basketcases."

Teva sent me the definition of lesbian when I was PMing her.

So do you not want a relationship, or do, but are you a

1)guy and therefore a non-hormonal basketcase
2)a woman but hormonal enough for both people in the relationship
3)a member of the Borg who can be m or f and is not emotional. Maybe you're the one who came right before Seven of Nine?

Or maybe the prizes are really good and you're hoarding them! Does the toaster toast both sides equally?????

Toaster does a wonderful job toasting both sides. Wait, we're really just talking about a toaster, right?

Your explanation made it as clear as mud. I am a normally hormonal woman in a relationship with another normally hormonal woman. It works and is great!

I would warn you to be careful about too much innuendo but I am so confused by this I can't even figure out if there is innuendo in there or not?

Me either! I think it spun my head around!

Yeah I did a Linda Blair on that one!

 

[snapppyd]

As usual, it's all over my head

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Me too. I read the first one, decided I was too naive or something so skipped on. Read this one and I still don't get it.

OMG, where's Angel? She *gets* me. Or at least she doesnt get me about the same way she doesn't get everyone else.

 

[lovetoscrap]

Hi everyone!!

Please stay safe and if they tell you to leave, then get out of dodge!

My head is hurting for the second day in a row, and I am this close to smiting some people.

Can I send you a list?

For the record, if I were in the path of the storm I would be making sure that I stocked up on wine.

I have been to the store 3 times this week for various things and the beer has been flying off the shelf! I talked to a guy in the grocery store this morning who said his wife told him all she needed was some good coffee and a case of red wine.

Like double secret probation?

I don't think it has ever been a secret!

 

[lovetoscrap]

OMG, where's Angel? She *gets* me. Or at least she doesnt get me about the same way she doesn't get everyone else.

 

[phorsenuf]

As usual, it's all over my head

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

A-ha! So, Tig. Despite your claims to the contrary, you yourself have a relationship with a woman who isn't a 'Hormonal basketcase' AND coincidentally a great toaster.

The prosecution rests.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

OMG, where's Angel? She *gets* me. Or at least she doesnt get me about the same way she doesn't get everyone else.

As usual, it's all over my head

Join the club!

A-ha! So, Tig. Despite your claims to the contrary, you yourself have a relationship with a woman who isn't a 'Hormonal basketcase' AND coincidentally a great toaster.

The prosecution rests.

I BOUGHT my own toaster!!!

And yes, I have an incredible relationship with a "normally hormonal" woman....someone who is dealing with crap like we all have to deal with....but the key word is dealing. Yeah, I'm smitten.

 

[MnMomtoboys]

That's would be wonderful! I'll be there in January!

We've got a good number of friends over on the coast of NC plus my friends here who will be hit. Having BTDT with hurricanes, please take care of yourselves and get out if you are asked to.

oh good something to look forward too. Jan is when I start *****ing about why don't we live in Florida.

 

[PixiePop]

I was going to post something, but after reading this page I am so confused I am going to turn around and leave.

 

[sharlon]

oh good something to look forward too. Jan is when I start *****ing about why don't we live in Florida.

Think end of January. We will come up about the 3rd week or so.

Oh umm. well....you do know that Jan is the wrost month, right? Don't get scared. It really can be horendously cold but it's the only month that gets that cold. Just uh, bring a good coat.

Bring a good coat? I'll have to buy it there!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Let's go back to how this started, shall we Tig???

Don't become a lesbian, cause...

Not worth it. A.Women are hormonal basketcases and B. I had to buy my own friggin toaster!

And yet what do we now know???

A) You are in a relationship with a normally hormonal woman (thought they were like the Yeti) and she's like you so you must be one too. Now they're crawling out of the woodwork.

B) You have some kinda toaster that toasts on both sides which obviously means it's not sold in any stores. Hmmm.

Maybe you can provide a pic and make and model of said toaster???

I've received more than a few PMs questioning the hording of women and small appliances by some.

 

[kelly1218]

For the record, if I were in the path of the storm I would be making sure that I stocked up on wine.

I bought 3 bottles this morning

 

[snapppyd]

I think I have a headache!

 

[Shugardrawers]

Shug- I think your throne is where you left it....in the bathroom. Might want to give it a quick swish.

I do every day! I got bored a while back and bedazzled it with stick on jewels and now it's oh so shiny! Why Prince William himself would be proud to visit my pooper!

Same ****, different year and STILL fighting for disabilty You?

This hurricane is giving me nasty Katrina flashbacks and I'm really wishing I had some xanax about now

Oh, guess who's making custom, one of a kind tiaras and just sold one for $70

 

[Piglets Mommy]

For the record, if I were in the path of the storm I would be making sure that I stocked up on wine.

Done! Have sangria, rum, beer and coffee.

Let's go back to how this started, shall we Tig???

Don't become a lesbian, cause...


And yet what do we now know???

A) You are in a relationship with a normally hormonal woman (thought they were like the Yeti) and she's like you so you must be one too. Now they're crawling out of the woodwork.

B) You have some kinda toaster that toasts on both sides which obviously means it's not sold in any stores. Hmmm.

Maybe you can provide a pic and make and model of said toaster???

I've received more than a few PMs questioning the hording of women and small appliances by some.

I bought 3 bottles this morning

Only 3? How about a bunch of other stuff too? You know the rest of your family is depending on you.

 

[MnMomtoboys]

I think I have a headache!

Send hubby to the store

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Oh, guess who's making custom, one of a kind tiaras and just sold one for $70

John Stamos?

 

[lovetoscrap]

The neighbors have one of those big metal portable basketball hoops that "lives" on the street between our houses which is not a problem. To prepare for the storm they have chosen to just lie it down across the yard where it is with a big log on it. PROBLEM! We are on a cul-de-sac so the properties are pie shaped. While it is lying in their yard, if it gets picked up by the 90mph winds and blown the direction they say the wind will be going then it will end up in MY living room, the same room we are planning to sleep in during the storm.

There are tons of way safer places they could move it to but I am guessing they just don't want to bother moving it. I am sure it is probably not easy to move but they have 2 big teens and dad plus I know my DH would help if needed. I mentioned to DH but he just since he thinks I am overreacting about everything.

If we get slam dunked into a freaking basketball hoop by Irene I am going to be

 

[tevagirl]

We have decided not to evacuate. But I now have, besides my 89 yr old mother who lives with us, our two dogs, my one son, his wife, granddaughter, their two giant labs, and my other son's ex-girlfriend's mother and her son staying with us.

Plus my other daughter-in-law (who did evacuate) is due to have my newest grandson in two weeks and is now 30% effaced and 1cm dilated.