PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food...

[mommaU4]

I didn't push him. I wouldn't have touched that thing with a ten foot pole. Pole!

GASP!!! You do have that dancing pole!!

 

[tevagirl]

GASP!!! You do have that dancing pole!!

It's soaking in some lysol.

 

[mommaU4]

It's soaking in some lysol.

Again, I am choking on my diet pepsi!!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Alright, I'm PMing momma, and getting it over with!

I'm sorry Luv I tried to give a hint but as usual no one paid attention.

 

[tevagirl]

Again, I am choking on my diet pepsi!!

Did it come out your nose? I hate when that happens.

 

[tevagirl]

I'm sorry Luv I tried to give a hint but as usual no one paid attention.

I did.

 

[luvmydogs]

PM completed.

 

[bigmerle1966]

PM completed.

We may never see Momma again. It was nice knowing her though, hopefully she has trip insurance.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Hey anyone see Grey's Anatomy last night. Natalie Cole sure had an interesting problem.

This must be it, but I don't watch the show.

 

[tevagirl]

We may never see Momma again. It was nice knowing her though, hopefully she has trip insurance.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Did it come out your nose? I hate when that happens.

You are getting a bit snarky yet again, aren't you? Your DH is feeling better and went to work, huh?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

PM completed.

I hope you recover, Mamma! Don't spit out too much Diet Pepsi! The will never look the same to you again. Care for a frozen candy bar?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I really need my beauty sleep. Like about 16 hours of it! But I'll have to do with 8 hours and just be so-so. See you later, wild ladies!

 

[Sandcass]

I already went to bed. I was asleep about 15 minutes when DH started SNORING very, very loudly. So now I'm up. Eating chocolate. Talking to you people.

 

[bigmerle1966]

This must be it, but I don't watch the show.

Yes, that's it. See she plays this lady with a brain aneurysm and she is eventually going to die from it. She and her husband are at dinner and she is serving him and she has a little problem because of the aneurysm and her jaw clenches shut. Her husband has to stab her in the neck with a fork to make her let go.

 

[tevagirl]

You are getting a bit snarky yet again, aren't you? Your DH is feeling better and went to work, huh?

Actually he's off tonight. He's in bed watching TV. I'm waiting for him to go to sleep before I go in there. Don't want him getting any

 

[mommaU4]

PM completed.

Personally I would have gone with a Snickers, cause it's packed with nuts and it satisfies you, but whatever.

 

[luvmydogs]

I've just received a return PM from momma--her dh is juicing up the defibulator as we speak.

 

[luvmydogs]

Personally I would have gone with a Snickers, cause it's packed with nuts and it satisfies you, but whatever.

If I had a dime for everytime I heard that one...!!!

 

[mommaU4]

If I had a dime for everytime I heard that one...!!!

Let me guess, you'd be in the Bahamas right now on your own island with a years supply of Three Musketeers?


Sorry. I think it's funny and you should be proud. You're a lucky woman.