PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 22

[bigmerle1966]

Oh, I finally used my scrapbook room last night, but DH was unimpressed! I was mostly sorting putting away a bunch of stuff that has been piling up. And I went through all my stuff to figure out where I last left off 2 years ago. I found a Disney page that just needed the map attached to it to be complete. So I got the 4 page corners that I needed and attached it. VIOLA! A 4 page layout completed!!! Yep, that was the extent of my scrapbooking last night!!!

It's a start!

Happy Saturday, everybody

I can't stay here because I HAVE to get some housework done today, but I just wanted to let you all know that my jeans are a roach-free zone this morning!

Sounds like a good tag right there!

How the hell would I go about shipping muffins to Ash without them winding up a pile of crumbs???

Go to the grocery store bakery and ask if they will give you muffin containers. Once you have baked them, place plastic wrap on top of the muffins then paper towels to cushion them, making sure you can close the lid.

My mother is giving me hotflashes.

Ok so my stupid sister is applying for disablity based on the fact that she has a terminal disease. Or as the paperwork says "expected to end in death". Her terminal disease? Anorexia Sure, let's just give her permission to starve herself to death right now because you know if she gets better poof goes the disability. And she wants ME to write a statement supporting her?? OH HELL NO!!

Five years now I've tried to get disability at least on a temporary basis. Five years now I've been turned down because my Dr refused to tell the judge she expected me to die. She said she didn't want to put that kind of finality on it when I was struggling so hard to live.

But my sister decides she wants to die from anorexia and the social security administration is falling all over themselves to throw money at her And now she wants me to sign on to MSN because she wants to "talk" to me and tell me what to write in my statement and how to answer the questionaire they are supposed to send me. And to whine about how mean I was in my last email. I hate her.

And where the heck is Merle again, all weekend long?? You would think I would just call her, huh!?

Sick on my couch, at least on Saturday. Then yesterday I was reveling in the quiet of my house, mom went to Cape Cod!

 

[Caropooh]

I've been here...

but now you are at an apple orchard1

FYI~~
Shipping my car to Belgium without military help + having my car take an extra 6 weeks to arrive + having my car arrive in a Dutch speaking part of Belgium + having it take so long in Antwerp that my dh had to bail and leave me there to go get the kids + everyone telling me I don't have the right paperwork and I won't get my car + seeing my car come out of a big ole' crate (train car type) with all these loud machines 'helping it' + the worker driving my car around with a VERY flat tire unable to hear me screaming to stop driving it or the rim is going to get jacked due to said machines + my husband getting in a car accident on the ring around Brussels (he said he's fine) + finally getting in my car (after a tire fill) and driving all over Belgium with a POSSIBLE flat tire going at 120 Kph (I only got lost twice) for about one and a half hours=

SWEATY BOMB!!!!!!

and how much have you had to drink now that the ordeal is over?

 

[imsorry]

Sweaty Bomb's story made me very thirsty!

Care to join me??

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Hello, my friends. I just got back from Target, where I found Harry and David Moose Munch for $1.48 on clearance. The girls whined the whole time, so they're in bed now. <insert relieved smiley here>

 

[Briarmom]

and how much have you had to drink now that the ordeal is over?

Two beers. They are long gone from my system as my family arrived home 2 hours ago.

Tif~I don't think I could do a video diary. Who would film me? Wait. Could we get some hot young actress to play me and I'd film?

I can't find my iron. It is somewhere in this house maybe. Maybe still in a box? But my curtains (shaddup!) arrived from JCP. They're not anything I like, but they were cheap. Thus, I need to iron. Oh, and DD's bedskirt needs to be put on her bed! Ironed!

 

[Shugardrawers]

I give up

 

[L107ANGEL]

Sweaty Bomb's story made me very thirsty!

Care to join me??

 

[Tiffer]

I give up

What happened cookie?

 

[paigevz]

I give up

My Boogie.

 

[imsorry]

I give up

Oh no! Don't let her get to you like this.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I give up

 

[paigevz]

I'm tired. I got up late, got Thing 2 ready, grabbed him a bag of cereal and a banana to eat on the way, drove in, dragged him through the rain to class (why is it he can run when he wants, but not walk when I'm in a hurry?), went to my class, wrote the spelling words on the board, comforted the kid that cries every day, took lunch count and attendance, set up 3 kids on a new computer phonics program, talked to the nurse about a kid with chickenpox, explained to the office secretary i can't get a week's worth of work together for her right this second, read the week's story aloud to the kids, gave a choice of a related activity and facilitated it, read the leveled reader aloud with the class, helped one kid find the leveled reader he already lost even though I just gave them out, pinned 18 red ribbons on, talked about what drug free means, talked to Robin on the phone and relayed a joke to the kids, had indoor recess and DISed, had kids make fact family pizzas on paper plates while I hung 20 plastic bags on the bulletin board and a border of their "signs of fall" writings written on their own cut out fall leaves, AP and principal came and did a walk through, kids could tell what they were doing and why, but didn't know why they couldn't go past 18 , put pizzas in the bags, explained to the kids they got to choose what work to showcase on their own in the bags and when they get a paper they like better than the pizza, switch it, went to lunch, came back and children made jack o lanterns on orange paper, glued it on black and used chalk to write Boo! for our "Second Graders say no to drugs" door for the door decoration contest...................and I'm tired.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I'm tired from just reading that, Paigey.

Shuggie,

 

[paigevz]

Oh yeah and I had to put papers in their binders to pick up the cookie dough from the fund raiser tomorrow, and stickers on their shirts, and we have a fund raiser kick off starting now, but I pick them up at 2, and then I have to re-explain it, and pass that out. They get a new fundraiser before they get the stuff from the old one!

AND they are doing some electrical work in the main hall, so when I took them to music class, they switched off the power while we were in the hall. 18 panicked second graders. Why do they do things like that to me????

 

[debbiedoo]

to you Shug


wow Paige

 

[LaraK]

Do you all realize we are probabaly going to hit 111,000 posts we are in WDW?

and the post will be mine, mine I tell you...I'm going to sit here and talk to myself...I think they may put me in the looney bin being by myself while you all are drinking by the pool and having a fantastic time. In fact, I'm going to post so much, I'm going to pass Tig in the post count....muahahahahaha.

Shug Throw something at her head, you may miss, but you'll feel much better.

Paige...sounds like a crazy day!

IM....who cares if you're wrinkled...if you're wearing clothing you'll be a step ahead of most of these ladies.

Tiff....sorry, was working like the proverbial dog.

Bomb...OMG!!

Well, I just got to the bathroom for the first time today and wolfed down my lunch of popcorn and candy corn...it was a corn kinda day.

 

[kaw1218]

and the post will be mine, mine I tell you...I'm going to sit here and talk to myself...I think they may put me in the looney bin being by myself while you all are drinking by the pool and having a fantastic time. In fact, I'm going to post so much, I'm going to pass Tig in the post count....muahahahahaha.

Shug Throw something at her head, you may miss, but you'll feel much better.

Paige...sounds like a crazy day!

IM....who cares if you're wrinkled...if you're wearing clothing you'll be a step ahead of most of these ladies.

Tiff....sorry, was working like the proverbial dog.

Bomb...OMG!!

Well, I just got to the bathroom for the first time today and wolfed down my lunch of popcorn and candy corn...it was a corn kinda day.

what she said


Shug

Paige you make me tired.


Iron? what's that


So, Lara...how many posts until you pass Tig????

 

[Tiffer]

Leaving work now. BBL.

 

[bigmerle1966]

I give up

Bullsnot!!!!! Don't you let her get you down. Tell her to cut the caca!

 

[lovetoscrap]

Paige, I am exhausted reading about your day! But I kind of miss it. If I can get my feet working I think I will have to figure out a way to substitue again.


So DD7 came home very upset and "creeped out" (her words). Her class must have been the first ones outside today and they found spray painting all over the playground equipment. Not very nice stuff. She claims one said "Execute kids 2:00", and "blood" and some other things. Now she doesn't want to go to school tomorrow and wants to homeschool again because she is afraid kids with guns are coming to the school. She really isn't even aware of the school shooting events around the country but they have had intruder drills at school.

I talked to her and held her and told her I wouldn't send her if it wasn't safe. Then we joked about what her principle and the gym teacher would do if they found the kids that vandalized the playground. She decided the principal would make them clean it up and write and Essay on Not destroying school property, and then the gym teacher would make them run 110 miles and for lunch they would get cafeteria stir fry (her least favorite meal) and swamp water .

I talked to her teacher and if she is still upset tomorrow then the counselor will talk to her.