PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 19

[NewJersey]

Heading to bed as well. G'nite all!

 

[ashjohnson80]

I finally got an ice cream cone.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

My ta-tas got bigger. Well, longer actually. But if I stuff them into a bra the look big.

I just had a flashback of some National Geographic pics I saw once.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Night, Tim

 

[phorsenuf]

Goodnight to you all!

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

My ta-tas got bigger. Well, longer actually. But if I stuff them into a bra the look big.

I just had to repeat this! Thanks for the laugh!

What I wouldn't give for an x-rated Tag Fairy.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I just had to repeat this! Thanks for the laugh!

What I wouldn't give for an x-rated Tag Fairy.

That would be fantastic!

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

That would be fantastic!

I used to have a tag that got on to me for calling the tag fairy a pervert, and when I got my last one, it got removed.

It fit me so well. I miss my perverted tag.

 

[phorsenuf]

I used to have a tag that got on to me for calling the tag fairy a pervert, and when I got my last one, it got removed.

It fit me so well. I miss my perverted tag.

I think a perverted tag fairy would be fun.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I used to have a tag that got on to me for calling the tag fairy a pervert, and when I got my last one, it got removed.

It fit me so well. I miss my perverted tag.

That in itself would be a great tag!

It's a good thing I'm not the tag fairy.

 

[lovetoscrap]

Can I hide in here for the next few weeks. I HATE SUMMER. I HATE SWIM TEAM.

I HATE THE PHRASE "That is how we have always done it". FINE. If if you want it done how it it has always been done then do it your FREAKING SELVES. Don't ask me--a relative newbie that HASN'T been around for 20 FREAKING years to be in charge and then expect me to be FREAKING pshychic about how you want things done--the way they have always been done.

And don't freaking wait until I have made the decisions and set them in stone to whine and complain and tell me I have to change them. You don't like how I am doing it--you freaking do it. And while you are at it, BITE ME.

AND, don't make me spend an entire 3 hour party at the pool-- where I am an invited guest and supposed to be relaxing and having fun-- dealing with all the CRAP that you could have talked to me about or called me aobut earlier in the day or tomorrow. The building isn't on fire. The fact that another dip**** bought over a $100 worth of soda more than we need and you want me to fix the entire mess does not need to be dealt with NOW. This problem will still exist tomorrow morning at 8am.


Someone remind me why I don't drink? Cause I am thinking that I might have to start--and SOON.

 

[FroggyinArk]

i have a perverted tag

 

[bigmerle1966]

If I start to pee on rugs, can I get drugs too?

Might get a one way ticket to the funny farm for that one!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Tig's Tatas from what I hear... (just pretend there are only two heads)

 

[bigmerle1966]

Ohh, as long as I can go somewhere with cute orderlies I'm fine with that!!

Honey I don't think cute guys hang out in the cuckoo clinic!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Poop is no fun for their hineys.

Ain't that the truth!

I recently found out that IBS and acid reflux are linked together lots of times. And I have acid reflux too.

 

[bigmerle1966]

I'm the dirty one, by the way.

Oh boy will you fit in here!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Can I hide in here for the next few weeks. I HATE SUMMER. I HATE SWIM TEAM.

I HATE THE PHRASE "That is how we have always done it". FINE. If if you want it done how it it has always been done then do it your FREAKING SELVES. Don't ask me--a relative newbie that HASN'T been around for 20 FREAKING years to be in charge and then expect me to be FREAKING pshychic about how you want things done--the way they have always been done.

And don't freaking wait until I have made the decisions and set them in stone to whine and complain and tell me I have to change them. You don't like how I am doing it--you freaking do it. And while you are at it, BITE ME.

AND, don't make me spend an entire 3 hour party at the pool-- where I am an invited guest and supposed to be relaxing and having fun-- dealing with all the CRAP that you could have talked to me about or called me aobut earlier in the day or tomorrow. The building isn't on fire. The fact that another dip**** bought over a $100 worth of soda more than we need and you want me to fix the entire mess does not need to be dealt with NOW. This problem will still exist tomorrow morning at 8am.


Someone remind me why I don't drink? Cause I am thinking that I might have to start--and SOON.

 

[debbiedoo]

just quickly checkin' in, they ran the 2nd blood test not that long ago, got a quick bite to eat, even though not hungry, but it was something at least. I am awaiting to hear back, and the DD is a upset at the moment, going to go watch TV with her and try to get her mind off things. She only knows he went to to the hospital. Wants to know when he is coming home. Going to try for a quick catnap, will update as I know more.

 

[lovetoscrap]

I am going to bed. At 8am I get to face the angry mob of parents of kids ages 11-13 who will be demanding to know why the cut off for the "kids price" for the swim team banquet is 10 and under, meaning that they will have to pay full price for their little darlings that will go through the buffet line and load their plates with more food than a Dallas Cowboys' Linebacker, eat 12 bites and throw the rest away. Most likely they will each take at least 5 cups during the night, fill them with soda, drink 1/4 of it, set it down to be picked up and thrown away by an adult later and they will also get at least 3 pieces of cake and throw at their friends.


BUT


"It isn't fair. Little Fauquier doesn't eat very much so I should only have to pay the kid price for him"

Can you tell I am in a bad mood?