Please Don't Post Your Contractions on FB

[disney junky]

seriously.

 

[Acklander]

ok

 

[RunningGirl]

Shouldn't that be "Please DO NOT post your contractions on FB"?

 

[tlbwriter]

What, you want people to use "cannot" instead of "can't" and "will not" instead of "won't"?

j/k

 

[ChrizJen]

Shouldn't that be "Please DO NOT post your contractions on FB"?

What, you want people to use "cannot" instead of "can't" and "will not" instead of "won't"?

j/k

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[taylor3297]

Maybe the OP is talking about labor contractions.

 

[NaLisa]

Please don't tell me she's continuously updating with every contraction.

 

[NaLisa]

Shouldn't that be "Please DO NOT post your contractions on FB"?

 

[Uncle Remus]

seriously.

Shouldn't that be "Please DO NOT post your contractions on FB"?

 

[FireDancer]

Please don't tell me she's continuously updating with every contraction.

I think everyone has a friend like that. I have some that not only share that but how dilated they are. I would prefer going through life not knowing the state of your cervix at any given time, thanks a bunch.

 

[disney junky]

I think everyone has a friend like that. I have some that not only share that but how dilated they are. I would prefer going through life not knowing the state of your cervix at any given time, thanks a bunch.

friday was the dilation post. the contractions just started. i won't know if she's continually updating cuz i blocked her.

 

[luvmy3]

Shouldn't that be "Please DO NOT post your contractions on FB"?

 

[Hoodie]

I think everyone has a friend like that. I have some that not only share that but how dilated they are. I would prefer going through life not knowing the state of your cervix at any given time, thanks a bunch.

blech.

But yup - I think it's a facebook requirement that everyone has a friend that posts EVERYTHING, including labor progress.

 

[Rafiki31]

ewwwwwwww

 

[NaLisa]

friday was the dilation post. the contractions just started. i won't know if she's continually updating cuz i blocked her.

Good move.

 

[Hoodie]

friday was the dilation post. the contractions just started. i won't know if she's continually updating cuz i blocked her.

you don't want to know about her dilation, station, timing, and what has come out of her?

 

[rie'smom]

One woman was posting the whole time her child was in the emergency room. I thought she should be tending to her little boy instead of posting. She was with him in the room.

 

[3boymthr]

Yeah, time to cut the cord, and I don't mean umbilical.

 

[tlbwriter]

you don't want to know about her dilation, station, timing, and what has come out of her?

Now we'll miss the description of her mucus plug!

One woman was posting the whole time her child was in the emergency room. I thought she should be tending to her little boy instead of posting. She was with him in the room.

In her defense, being in an ER involves a LOT of sitting and waiting. If he was stable and calm, no harm done.

 

[luvmy3]

While I can't stand the stupid meaningless updates about what one orders at Starbucks or what purse they are using, I don't see the big deal about posting about your contractions. She's going to have a baby, thats pretty big news, maybe there are family friends that asked he to post about it because they couldn't be there with her. If you don't like it, don't read it, block her or avoid FB altogerther.