Hmm, I'm starting to get the impression that you believe the parks (if not all of WDW) should be completely alcohol-free. At the rate things are going in this country, by 2025 Disney will stop selling alcohol and instead sell a variety of high-grade marijuana items, from candy and baked goods to potent concentrates that can be consumed in the parks with a Mickey Mouse vaporizer. (Frozen vaporizers will cost $20 more.) Disney's profit margins will be higher, and all of the problems associated with excessive alcohol consumption (fighting, vomiting, boorish bullying, line cutting, bad parking) will plummet.
Perhaps if you just take a break for a while, you'll find the whole scene is much more mellow a few years down the road, brah. Alright, alright, alright.