PLANKY DOES PANAMA Who would have thought

[Planky]

Here's hoping Aunt Shell is feeling better!

And did Planky give Tammy that hickie I spy on her neck, or is she some kind of hussy?

Now Bendy...

Don't you think that if I left that hickey... it'd be a little bit BIGGER??????

 

[Planky]

Thanks for saying that. I couldn't decided if Barbie was a bit taken by PLanky or if there was a spot on my monitor.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... it was a spot...

Whats that on her neck! - what a tart!

Oh if you could only get to know her... almost Sandra Dee Gidget like...

Scottishwee35

Oh Deborah... I needed a good laugh... and THAT was a good laugh!!!

I guess you had to be there... right Deborah?????

I WAS!!!

 

[Planky]

I'll be back in a bit... gotta go answer some more of my fan mail... (they keep wanting pictures from me...)

 

[GOS]

Wow... another cousin... We just keep multiplyin....

I have one bit of advice...

Stay clear of blondes with hickeys....

Will do!

 

[JLSE50]

It was then that I saw…..

HER….

Hubba Hubba!!!!

TAMMY……

And did Planky give Tammy that hickie I spy on her neck, or is she some kind of hussy?

I think the hickie might be the least of our concerns.....

PLANKY--GET A ROOM!

 

[Planky]

Now Jan..

I DID have a room... A very nice Cat 5 Verandah on Deck 7...

But Tammy and I preferred taking long walks on Deck 4 and sneaking into the midnight movie at the BV theater... Where we'd watch POTC for the 44th time and share some...

 

[Dyerneeds]

Hiya Planky...remember me?

Yes...it's your Cousin Algae from England

Auntie Heather is taking me on her Repo cruise in August

She hopes to be able to keep my/our blog up-to-date whilst we're away. Here is the link.

http://algaeontour.spaces.live.com/

Hope you enjoy my first cruise...I've been so jealous of all your trips....now its my time

hey algae. i know a friend of mine is looking forward to spending time with you on the return repo.
minnie as big red

 

[iankh]

Hiya Planky...remember me?

Yes...it's your Cousin Algae from England

Auntie Heather is taking me on her Repo cruise in August

She hopes to be able to keep my/our blog up-to-date whilst we're away. Here is the link.

http://algaeontour.spaces.live.com/

Hope you enjoy my first cruise...I've been so jealous of all your trips....now its my time

hey algae. i know a friend of mine is looking forward to spending time with you on the return repo.
minnie as big red

Great spoof on Planky and Tammy!

So, who are really your traveling mates for this cruise, or are you keeping them under wraps and secret until just before you depart? I can't wait to see them!

I wish I was going again, because I have come up with so many ideas and would love to out do myself! I guess those ideas will have to wait until my next cruise.

By the way, I loved the Mickey in the red wig doing Tammy, it sort of brought to mind when Milton Berl used to slap on a blond wig and spoof Marilyn Monroe, complete with a cigar!

So come one, who are really your characters for the cruise? Just a tiny peek now? Or, are you going to keep all of us in suspense?






.

 

[JLSE50]

Now Jan..

I DID have a room... A very nice Cat 5 Verandah on Deck 7...

But Tammy and I preferred taking long walks on Deck 4 and sneaking into the midnight movie at the BV theater... Where we'd watch POTC for the 44th time and share some...

I know you had a room and found quiet places elsewhere on the ship, I am referring to what you were doing to (with) Tammy in Parrot Cay. And that you posted it on a family website.

 

[GOS]

Great spoof on Planky and Tammy!

So, who are really your traveling mates for this cruise, or are you keeping them under wraps and secret until just before you depart? I can't wait to see them!

I wish I was going again, because I have come up with so many ideas and would love to out do myself! I guess those ideas will have to wait until my next cruise.

By the way, I loved the Mickey in the red wig doing Tammy, it sort of brought to mind when Milton Berl used to slap on a blond wig and spoof Marilyn Monroe, complete with a cigar!

So come one, who are really your characters for the cruise? Just a tiny peek now? Or, are you going to keep all of us in suspense?

.

Hi....my travelling companions are Heather and Rick and are revelled in my blog.....http://algaeontour.spaces.live.com/. See the entry for May. Big Reds companions will follow soon.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Hi....my travelling companions are Heather and Rick and are revelled in my blog.....http://algaeontour.spaces.live.com/. See the entry for May. Big Reds companions will follow soon.

and a couple of the finest companions anyone will ever meet.

 

[GOS]

and a couple of the finest companions anyone will ever meet.

Sweet talker

 

[Planky]

I whispered to Tammy that I would see her later at the party… She winked shyly and sashayed away…

I of course had another date…

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

(hey check out the Mouse in his Gorton’s Fisherman get-up…)

Here are a few of my friends – we had a goal of trying out every bar on the ship… Thus… a very nice event planned by Ian called Shots around the Ship… Some of them did it for the whole 2 weeks!!!

Tyler stopped on his way back to his stateroom!!!

Ok… so just who is giving who advice in this one????

Tammy prefers her martini’s dry…. With a twist…

I told Steve that it was VERY nice of him to bring my mug for me…

Hi Doug!!!

 

[Tink rules]

Planky... one more for tonight...

You're on OT and we're already over budget...

 

[Planky]

Yes Shell....

Our next day was our first at sea day… ( I LOVED at sea days!!! )

I took most of the day off to play and meet some of my other cruise mates…

I know that you can’t really see it that well (it was VERY hazy that day… ) but LOOK!!!

It’s Cuba!!!

Yeah… it really is… I promise!!! I thought it would look much more picturesque… but well… that was it… We passed it around 5:30 that evening…

 

[BubbaGrump]

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Planky didn't want advice. He was trying to bum some tequila!!! Somethin' 'bout a hot date with a cute little redhead! He was aking me to "Help a brother out" ! I didn't give him any Ian! I swear!!!

 

[fourmcds]

Planky didn't want advice. He was trying to bum some tequila!!! Somethin' 'bout a hot date with a cute little blonde! He was aking me to "Help a brother out" ! I didn't give him any Ian! I swear!!!

 

[Planky]

Ok... after all the hard work that Shell has put into this report... (yes taking the cruise was the hard part... )

(I know Mozart... she's a bit behind in editing...give her a break...it's summer and besides... Bendy's reports last for YEARS!!! ) I will tell her to get her little green furry butt (wait...that's mine...) back in gear and spell check all my bad spelling...)

BUT...

We've decided that tonight she needs to check in with The Police...

No...

NOT THOSE POLICE.... (although carrying bail money is always suggested...)

Lets all sing.....

"EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC!!!"

& a little Elvis Costello to start it all off with...


So here's to a nice concert under the stars... the dipper ALWAYS looks a little better with some good music...

 

[Planky]

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Planky didn't want advice. He was trying to bum some tequila!!! Somethin' 'bout a hot date with a cute little redhead! He was aking me to "Help a brother out" ! I didn't give him any Ian! I swear!!!

Ya know Bubba... heard you had the best and I wanted to impress

 

[Planky]

At the kind request of Jan... I am going to copy the response I posted over on the Thieves thread... Miss Jackie asked if anyone knew if it was ethical or not to bring your own drink into dinner on the ships... here's what I think...

(Never ask a furry green butt for advice... )

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Ok... who woke me up??? I need my Planky sleep!!!

Yes Shell... I'll Answer...


Dear Miss Jackie...

It has come to my little green attention that you have inquired about the etiquette of bringing your own swill into the dining rooms aboard the ships named Magic and Wonder...

It is my wise opinion that you are free to bring any and all alcohol anywhere your little desires.

May I suggest the following containers in which to bring such libations... The Beer Can Hat... a barrel stolen from a St. Bernard (please leave dog treats to bribe the dog...) or the ever popular Planky Green flask.

However... since it will require much consideration as to what booze to pack for your trip, may I suggest that you just follow Ian around and see if anything falls off his little red wagon!!! (Ahhh Ha Haaaa... I even make myself laugh... )

I hope that answers your question... Feel free to send all questions to Dear Planky... c/o Tink rules....

Thanks...

The Plankman
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