Pirate Jokes

[DisneyZell]

 

[Rogillio]

Pirate foreplay:

"Argggh, prepare to be boarded."

 

[nvcruiser]

Pirate foreplay:

"Argggh, prepare to be boarded."

 

[DisneyZell]

Pirate foreplay:

"Argggh, prepare to be boarded."

Holy cow, read this with my 10 year old standing right beside me. Luckily he has no idea...man that was a funny one.

 

[DisneyZell]

 

[DannyDisneyFreak]

Q. What do you call a pirate hanging on the Wall?
A. Art

Q. What do you call a pirate in a mailbox?
A. Bill

Q. What do you call a pirate on the door step?
A. Matt

Q. What do you call a pirate who fell overboard?
B. Bob

Q. What do you call a pirate outside of a hole?
A. Doug

Q. What do you call a pirate inside of the hole?
A. Phil

Q. What do you call a pirate inside a pub?
A. Drunk... no matter what his name is.

 

[DannyDisneyFreak]

What is a pirate's favorite Star Wars character?

ArrrrrR 2 D 2

 

[BearFan]

Q. What do you call a pirate hanging on the Wall?
A. Art

Q. What do you call a pirate in a mailbox?
A. Bill

Q. What do you call a pirate on the door step?
A. Matt

Q. What do you call a pirate who fell overboard?
B. Bob

Q. What do you call a pirate outside of a hole?
A. Doug

Q. What do you call a pirate inside of the hole?
A. Phil

Q. What do you call a pirate inside a pub?
A. Drunk... no matter what his name is.

Okay, I see where this is going....

Q. What do you call a pirate with no arms and no legs that water skis?
A. Skip

 

[DannyDisneyFreak]

Okay, I see where this is going....

Q. What do you call a pirate with no arms and no legs that water skis?
A. Skip

OMG! Yes! I love it! That's great!

 

[jrabbit]

what do you call a pirate ...

on the beach ............ A) Sandy (ok not a real good pirate name)

on the beach at high tide ................ A) Sandy Duncan (ok you have to be at least so old to understand that one )