Monday, October 19th - Casey's Corner ... You Get a Permanent Time Out From Jay and Bendy!
After spending the morning bopping around the Magic Kingdom with Guest X&Y, we parted company - Jay and I had a culinary deminar at Epcot around 1PM while the nephew and his wife wanted to stay put and hit some more rides. As we made our way back to Main Street, Jay and I stopped at Casey's for our annual Magic Kingdom hot dog meal. We loves us a good hotdog, and for years Casey's has served up a juicy, all-beef, 1/4 pound tube of unholy artery clogging goodness that couldn't be matched anywhere else at the WDW Resort.
Then in early Fall 2008 the Disney Dining Dictator turned his attention to making unhealthy food "healthy." Whoever this person is, he's sneaky; first he goes after the outer casing and decrees that white, or whipped paste as Jay and I like to call them, buns are just awful and lend no nutritional content to guests' burgers and dogs. And just like that the soft white bun is gone, replaced with a "whole wheat" atrocity that is dry and stale and falls to pieces at the first touch of a condiment or your hand. I crabbed about this last year but was willing to tolerate it because the dawg was still awesomely tasty. Little did I suspect that the bun filler would be his next target.
Cue Ominous Music ... NOW!
Imagine my horror when I discovered shortly before we left Stinktown for our October 2009 trip that Casey's was no longer serving all beef, kosher dogs but had replaced them with some kind of pork innard-chicken talon-turkey lip mixture. It tastes great, it's less expensive and it's good for you, too!
Jay and I were skeptical, but Casey's has always been one of our favorite Magic Kingdom snackaroos and we only eat there once per trip, so we decided to give them the benefit of the doubt and stopped for a quick lunch. I find it interesting and amusing that although the quality of the product they're serving has declined, the price has not. They are still charging about $6.50 for the 1/4 hot dog meal even though it's not the same dawg. It's smaller and it's far less tasty. In fact, it was pretty damn disgusting - kind of like eating a canned vienna sausage that's been blown up to ten times its normal size and then boiled in stagnant laundry water for three days. I only ate about half of mine before giving up completely to focus on french fries and cheese sauce. Jay finished all of his, but he said that it was the worst hot dog he'd ever had.
Notice the craptacular bun???
Luckily the french fries at Casey's were still pretty good and there was plenty of fake cheese sauce for dipping. I assume that the free "cheese" sauce will be the next to go - surely one of the Dining Dictator's soulless minions recognizes that they are losing money daily, dare I suggest hourly, with every vigorous guest pump of the complimentary "cheese" dispenser? And this is just the beginning; how long do you think it will be before the water fountains and bathrooms are coin operated?
They haven't screwed up the fries ... yet!
How long before this goes the way of the oft-mourned beaver tail???
We always have to snap a couple of pictures of the ducks who wander through Casey's outdoor seating area. I admit that I'm one of those people who enjoys creating a feeding frenzy by scattering crappy whole "wheat" bun crumbs around the base of our table. I like ducks ... I like feeding ducks ... and I like eating their fatty livers seared and served over warm apples or french toast.
Fresh, waddling foie gras!
And there you have it ... a sad, sad end to more than a decades long love affair with Casey's. Here's the thing - hot dogs and hamburgers are not healthy food choices - we all know this. Jay and I are usually pretty good about our diets in the normal, hum-drum world, but by gawd when we're on vacation if we want to eat a freaking hot dawg slathered with fake cheese or a triple decker hamburger wearing a pound of bacon then that is our choice. We do not need or want the fanatical "we know what's best for you" nutrition brigades messing with our vacation junk food. We were so annoyed and disappointed that we had to create a special rating just for the Disney Dining Dictator.
We wish you well, Casey's - Jay and Bendy will not be back.
