Well, people say I'm Goofy and have a Mickey Mouse job. I Duck as much work as I can, because I get a Minnie paycheck. I walk around in a Daze-ey most of the time, I get Tangled in the phone (usually when I Tinker with the Bell), and I'm not very Brave. The boss calls me Dumbo or Sleeping Beauty and can't get me Up. My Secretariat thinks I'm a little Malificent, I'm usually Grumpy, always Dopey, often Sneezy, sometimes Sleepy, rarely Happy, but never Bashful.
Incredibles as it may sound, though, my record is Snow White. All my diplomas are Up on my Wall-e, and I used to do a little office decorating - The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, but that's about it.
My wife used to call me the Love Bug, but now she calls me Brother Bear. The neighbors call us Lady and the Tramp. The kids think I'm the Absent-Minded Professor.
Does that count?