jordanyosh
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strict as in not allowed to eat them??
No, red onions only...

winkers said:before the remodel started it actually did!![]()
and you took it off????!!!!!!!!
strict as in not allowed to eat them??
winkers said:before the remodel started it actually did!![]()
Ohhhh a Magical Carpet bag. Didn't Mary Poppins have one of those?or a magical bag of carp....![]()
Oh my goodness. I love this! It made me laugh from start to finish!
Can't wait to read more of your "planned" adventures and then the actual adventure!
I am on a Laptop diet!!! Meaning I am rationed to how often I can get on!!! Seeing as we are all sharing one !!I'm hoping to be back to 2 next week !!! So if I seem absent I am !!!![]()
Boy Glenn, you nailed that one. Before we bought our current home, we rented a house with a doghouse in the backyard. I emailed pics of it to my MIL and told her it was her new suite. She didn't see the humor in it.
Anywho, I'm trying to to wear down the sinus meds so I can sleep. To that end I'm channel surfing with the remote in one hand and DIS surfing with my Crackberry in the other.
There's some sort of documentary about the space shuttle on. The dude was talking about how dangerous meteroites were. He said if the shuttle encountered one, It could cause a catastrophic "explosive decompression". I was like, Dude!. Same thing happens to me every time I encounter a Golden Corral.
That's how I wound up on the do not serve list. My picture's by the greeter's podium with a Nuke Fallout symbol over it. How was I supposed to know there was gas main under the building? Darned poor planning if you ask me. They still refer to it as the great Bubba Blast of '04.
Anyway, enjoying the nightly banter there Jordo! Love the updates. Wait, I think I said that already in an earlier post. Whatever. I love 'em so much I'll say it again. Which I believe I just did. Back there. A couple of sentences ago.
Good night, Jordan, stay safe!!
Remember, if a tornado forces you to get into the bathtub tonight, don't turn on the water and keep your clothes on!!
(And cover yourself with a mattress...it's the flying debris that kills you....)
Kathy
Ohhhh a Magical Carpet bag. Didn't Mary Poppins have one of those?
How does a documentary about the Space Shuttle turn into a discussion about the Weapon of Mass Destruction that is your behind....
Bubba Blast...
Is that anything like the Asian Lactose Nuclear Bomb?
Why thank you GB! Hope you can get some sleep.
EVERYTHING turns into a discussion about my WMD Derrier. Much to the dismay of First Lady Biscuit I might add.
I'm assuming the similarities of a Bubba Blast and a Lacto Bomb are pretty close. (Hopefully there will never be cause for a side by side comparrison. Talk about an instantaneous four flush facility...they might have to shut part of the park down. .
I wonder why we don't have basements here?
I got worried when the TV satellite went out, but like I said, standing at the window I was..... I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack.
I can't speak to LA, but in these parts, there are no basements for two reason. One, we have a high water table so they'd be prone to flooding. Two, the ground turns from nice and earthy to hard as a rock clay after a couple of feet. (It's not uncommon to have to resort to "blasting" just to install a swimming pool....which is why most here are of the above ground variety.)
Basements are handy to fill with a bunch of junk you should of threw out in the first place. You should be glad you don't have one! LOL![]()
Thanks and thanks to all the crazies here for inspiring me daily.
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with my luck it will be the same bushes..Would these be the same bushes we are hiding in!!
Winkers You definately have to be Lucy !!!!!![]()
Boy Glenn, you nailed that one. Before we bought our current home, we rented a house with a doghouse in the backyard. I emailed pics of it to my MIL and told her it was her new suite. She didn't see the humor in it.
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or a magical bag of carp....![]()
No, red onions only...![]()
yeah, it's not the tornado that hurts, it's the mobile home flying by that'll kill you.(And cover yourself with a mattress...it's the flying debris that kills you....)
see previous response...:
Is that anything like the Asian Lactose Nuclear Bomb?
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I could never sleep without some form of clothing on because with my luck the one time I didn't there'd be an earth quake, and there'd I'd be on the 6 o'clock news buck naked standing in the middle of the street....not a pretty sight.Thanks. I'll be sleeping with my clothes on.....
Is Mary Poppins hiding Osama in hers?![]()
Thanks for being the bearer of useful information Camille.![]()
No problem.![]()
You are always so considerate. you always look out for everyone here...