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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar,
and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he
finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket,
then he orders the bartender to prepare another double
martini.
After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his
shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another
double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya'
martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you
look inside your shirt pocket before you order a
refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my
wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's
time to go home."
and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he
finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket,
then he orders the bartender to prepare another double
martini.
After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his
shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another
double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya'
martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you
look inside your shirt pocket before you order a
refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my
wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's
time to go home."
