Part time MySql DBA wanted here on the DIS

[Rhonda]

We are looking for a part time DBA. The work could be performed evenings and weekends so this would be ideal as some extra part time income.
The candidate must have:
Proven commercial experience with MySql in a Red Hat environment.
They need to be experienced in backup systems and Innodb conversion and use. Some windows server experience would be helpful for front end interfaces.
If you are interested and you meet the qualifications listed above please email webmasteralex@wdwinfo.com.

Now, I have NO IDEA of what any of that means....but I guess if you meet the qualifications, you'll know!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Man...this would be one of those "I can lie my way into this job" opportunities except that ya dont actually know what the heck you'd be lying your way into!!!

 

[Colson39]

Ugh, most of my experience is with Oracle, although I do have some mySQL experience in the past, unfortunately most of that has been forgotten...lol.

Don't you guys need any C/C++/C#/.NET Developers? Not that you would know what thaat meant either....heh

 

[ftwildernessguy]

God, what a bunch of nerds.

 

[big kahuna1]

I have experience in mysink nocalc netsymple lexan netcomp bda experience in a non-windows environment for Mac pc's with hp hardrives and non-intel intel chips with 59trillion gigs of R.A.M. masked with CO2 under H20 capabilities. Does this count?

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I have experience in mysink nocalc netsymple lexan netcomp bda experience in a non-windows environment for Mac pc's with hp hardrives and non-intel intel chips with 59trillion gigs of R.A.M. masked with CO2 under H20 capabilities. Does this count?

Hey, me too!

 

[Colson39]

As long as being a nerd pays the bills, call me a nerd...lol

 

[big kahuna1]

Not calling you a nerd Colson. Heck, If I knew what she was talking about I gladly call myself a nerd. I always thought DBA was short for "doing business as"...at least in my line of business anyway. What the other terms are I have no clue.

 

[Colson39]

lol, I was talking to FtWildernessGuy, all in fun No worries, other than my job, I'm about as far from a nerd as they come.

Trust me, I wouldn't know what half the words mean at my wifes job either...lol

 

[2goofycampers]

I have experience in mysink nocalc netsymple lexan netcomp bda experience in a non-windows environment for Mac pc's with hp hardrives and non-intel intel chips with 59trillion gigs of R.A.M. masked with CO2 under H20 capabilities. Does this count?

but can you change a roll of TP !!!!
edit ; men can't seem to change out an empty roll of toilet paper

 

[loveDmouse]

I have no idea what you are talking about so I must be too dumb to do that job.

 

[des1954]

Proven commercial experience with MySql in a Red Hat environment.

I'm real squirlly & qualify to be a "Red Hat Lady", and, I'm somewhat nerdy. Does that mean I can have the job, Roz???

 

[terri01p]

Rhonda, Rhonda, Rhonda don't you know better than to post that here ; MySql in a Red Hat environment on the camping board means ;

Bring you own squirel and wear a red hat . Heck we all can do that, how much does it pay .

 

[BigDaddyRog]

I can tap a beer keg...does that qualify me for anything????

 

[RvUsa]

Red Hat, isn't that the club for ummm,,,, errrrr older women?????