I don't know what's wrong with everyone, but If You Had Wings is NOT closed. I just rode that in July too. I feel like I've walked into the Twilight Zone with all this VIP this and invisible that. If You Had Wings is right next to Monsanto's CircleVision theater and across from Mission to Mars....oh...let me guess...you think that's closed too, right? I don't know what's been going on over here in the PG, but I think you've been sniffing too much chalk.
Anyway, Eastern's If You Had Wings does not require a ticket. It's a freebie.