SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for
about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked moron. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So
I called him a son of a mutant pig. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes,
the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
care. My car was parked around the corner.
about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked moron. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So
I called him a son of a mutant pig. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes,
the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
care. My car was parked around the corner.
