OK ... Lots o' Lots / Lotso Bear
That's a Robo Classic for the ages.
As for the parking question and the back and forth re: what you can get away with and what's "right" and what's "wrong". Here's my way of thinking.
There are a LOT of things you can "get away with" at WDW. You can by pass parking booths, you can park in lots at resorts you're not registered in, you can wrangle your way into pools and beaches you're not allowed at, you can cut into a line or squeeze in front of someone who's been waiting longer than you for food or a parade spot, you can talk loudly in attractions, you can take flash photos in dark rides, you can lie about your kids' ages ... there's no limit to the number of things you can get away with at WDW with a fairly small likelihood of someone actually catching you, and a smaller likelihood of the person who catches you actually pursuing it and having it affect your day or your wallet.
WDW has always trusted its guests to do the right thing. They do not ask for proof of your child's age, they likely won't bump you from the park if you cut in line, no one will drag you off a beach you don't belong on. Disney trusts you. In return, they are asking that you follow their rules. One of their rules is that -- unless you have ticket media that covers it -- parking is $14 at the theme parks. They provide you with the option of valet parking at any of the resorts (which will run you about the same amount). And they ask you not to park at the resorts for park access because those parking spots belong to the people staying in the resorts.
It is totally up to you whether you want to do what Disney asks you do.
My opinion? I get a lot out of Disney when I go there on vacation. Yes, it's a really expensive vacation, but I always come out feeling I got my money's worth. So I'm good paying for parking those trips that I've had to. There are a lot of places I go -- theater, sports events, malls, other attractions, etc -- that have parking fees. I have to say that I have never seen any sort of organized website that discusses how to beat Universal's parking fee, or how to avoid paying to park at the Citrus Bowl, or asking if it's okay to sneak in the back way in order to park at an arena for a concert. We all just pay those fees without a problem. Why is it that Disney is the one place that people think it's okay to not?
I just do not get it.