Pants optional at the parks?

I seriously hope it's not a trend.... I still don't get the "pants down around your butt w/ your underwear showing" trend...... we saw a guy the other day w/ this fabulous look....

I went to WM the other day. While walking out the store, I had the pleasure to follow 2 females dressed like that. At first, I was like OMG I hope their parents don't let me dress like that. After that thought came in my mind, here popped in their mom. Yep she was fine with it. Go figure.
 

You know.... come to think of it.... Last time I was there, I saw a big orange bear running around in nothing but a little red shirt! :rotfl:
 
Don't forget thongs. Nothing says hello like a good banana hammock.

:rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

Reminds me of the very middle aged man I saw at the pool last August. He should not have been wearing a "banana hammock".

Let's just say there was very little to advertise...
 
Maybe they got something on their pants, and they are letting them air dry?? IDK.
 
You know reading this makes me thinbk to go pantless myself. Since I am a big fat guy it might make the ride lines move for me.:rotfl2:

Okay, who's in for the Pantsless Big Fat Guy day? I am!

I dunno but I sure haven't seen them with huge fig leaves at the end .... :rolleyes1

How about . . . uh . . . not quite so huge fig leaves? :blush:

You know.... come to think of it.... Last time I was there, I saw a big orange bear running around in nothing but a little red shirt! :rotfl:

Except for the orange part, I thought maybe you saw me! :rotfl:
 
ok...off topic...but sometime shorts are not enough!!! we were waiting in line at pop century last may and an old man was sitting on a bench by all the bus stops...he had one leg crosed over the other while reading a paper and his jewels were hanging low for all to see...really low...his wife was seated right next to him but she did not notice...yeah...part of me really wanted to go over to himand tellhim his clothing need to be adjusted but not sure how to start that conversation..."Excuse me sir...do you feel a breeze down below?" :lmao::rotfl2: of course both my teenage boys noticed and thought it was hilarious...

LOL that is hilarious and i dont think i would have had the composure to do anything besides PEE MY PANTS LAUGHING!~ :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Well, I do thinks pants should be required, as should tops. So I'll be wearing my customary daisy dukes, tube top and flip flops and boy will ya'll fee underdressed in your banana hammocks and pants!!!:rotfl:
 
Our last couple of trips we have seen old man testes. Do they just grow so long as you age that they cannot be contained?
 
I haven't seen anyone in their undies in the park, but a couple years ago there was a little girl (who had to be around 18 months-2 years max) with no undies. She had a super short skirt on and was sitting on the extremely hot asphalt kicking and throwing a fit, probably because her heiny was on FIRE.
 


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