Dear Mrs. Palin,
I have been reading that you are in favor of amending the United States Constitution to forbid marriage between two people of the same sex. Before we start the process of amending our constitution, something by the way that has only been done 27 times in the 232 year history of our great nation, I have a few questions about this "marriage" thing for you.
You see, even though I have been in a committed relationship for the past 16 years, I myself have never had the opportunity to experience this marriage thing. So I am curious.
It still is one man, one woman, till death do us part right?
The saying "first comes love, second comes marriage, then comes the couple with the baby carriage" is that just a ryme, or is that the way it's supposed to be?
How do you explain the 50% divorce rate in our country?
Can you please then explain some of our "conservative" leaders, who themselves have married multiple times........
Was Jane Wyman just a screen test for Ronnie before he met Nancy?
If I do get a divorce, should I serve my partner the paperwork when he is in the hospital, like Mr. Gingrich did?
If I choose to remain single, can I still get married three times like Mr. Limbaugh has?
If my partner is in a serious accident, and I meet a new partner who is prettier, younger, and who has a lot of cash, can I ask for a divorce from my first partner like Mr. McCain did?
And if I decide to have children, should I wait until the child has been in the womb for two months to get married like you may have? Or should I just postpone the wedding till after a big election like your daughter will.
I'm just curious, because as I have stated before, this marriage stuff is all new to me.
Thank you for your time!