Pal Mickey's Joke of the Day!

[SomeSayImGoofy]

For Thursday, 10/21/04:

Say...what did Pluto say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff! Ruff!

Courtesy of our friendly Pal Mickey!

 

[Credit Man]

 

[SomeSayImGoofy]

For Friday, 10/22/04:

"Stop me if you've heard this one... What color did Mowgli's bear pal when he stayed out in the snow too long? Baloo!"

 

[ValerieK]

 

[SomeSayImGoofy]

For Monday, 10/25/04:

"Why doesn't Buzz Lightyear like the restaurant on the moon?

Because it has great food, but no atmosphere! Ha, ha!"

 

[princess lovers mom]

I think this just convinced me to NEVER geta Pal Mickey !!!

 

[SomeSayImGoofy]

Originally posted by princess lovers mom
I think this just convinced me to NEVER geta Pal Mickey !!!

He's the greatest!!!

We actually have two (one on my desk at the office and my 4 year old sleeps with the other!



Kevin

 

[princess lovers mom]

...of course I'm kidding...hence the ..

really lame jokes though

 

[SomeSayImGoofy]

For Tuesday, 10/26/04"

"What do you call Pluto after he sits in front of a camp fire?

A hot dog!!!"



Come on, everybody! These are GREAT!!! Tell 'em to your kids and they'll think you're the greatest!

Kevin

 

[SomeSayImGoofy]

10/27/04:

"What did the judge say when a skunk came into the courtroom?

Odor in the court!"

 

[loriandmatt]

i am so digging your thread!!!!

i gotta get me one of those Pal Mickeys! I love corney jokes - i am usually the only person laughing my butt off on the Jungle Cruise. (even after i have heard the same jokes over and over again. can't wait 'til they bring back the guns with blanks. - saw a news report that they were doing this at DL and hoping WDW follows suit.)

keep the jokes coming!

- lori

 

[SomeSayImGoofy]

10/28/04:

""What's 40' tall, cuts down trees and makes people cry?

Paul Onion, of course!!!"

 

[ValerieK]

 

[lillasmom]

I love Pal Mickey! Isn't he great!

 

[kccmommy]

Our Pal Mickey doesn't say all of the same jokes. We ordered him and had him sent here. My son was saving for him and couldn't wait. Will he say some of the others only when we're there? Now you've got me wondering, is something wrong with him?

 

[eternaldisneyfan]

These are great!! I usually don't laugh at jokes! Thanx

Christamae

 

[SomeSayImGoofy]

10/29/04

"Why wouldn't Timon and Simba let the leopard play cards with them?

Because they thought he was a cheetah!

...and cheetahs never prosper!"