Sorry for bumping this up folks, but I had to make sure I say that there is nothing wrong with Eddie Bauer or LL Bean. I have that stuff in my closet obviously! But there IS something wrong when you were everything at the same time. You look like a poster child of the Garanimals era, or a store mannequin. Either way, not good.
As for looking like my Dad, I guess it could be worse. I could look like Marty Feldman... (look, now someone is going to say they had a crush on the Feldman... just watch). Anyway, I thought of this post this past weekend when Joe and I were taking a stroll in midtown Manhattan. He was behind me and said, "Hey, wow! You're starting to walk like your father." I just hung my head down and sighed. And proceeded to have three large hot sakes at dinner.