Out of the mouths of babes

[disneymarie]

I think I recently saw a thread about funny things kids say, I missed it with this gem that happened tonight.

My grandson is Pre-K 4 year old. He is starting school next week. Today he got some school goodies and did not want to finish supper. His dad my ds, said look when i ate my carrot, my muscle grew. Little dgs ate two carrots and jumped up and said, LOOK mom, my chest grew, my arms grew, my legs grew and my p33 p33 grew (3=e) We lost it and all but were on the floor laughing,

Even the little men?

 

[Mrs.Toad]

Aw, that's too cute!

I'll share this recent one from my 6yo dd: She's in a play at school with kids that range from 1st to 6th grade. We were practicing her lines, and I tried to prompt her with the line just before hers, but she told me that's not how she knows when to talk, "I know it's my turn when nobody is saying anything".

 

[SereneOne]

 

[disneymarie]

But that goes against being a woman, lol.
Only a rule for a play sweetheart