Thanks for the feedback, all, you know how much I love to see those email notifications pop up for my thread!
Hi Kay! That was terrific!
I love your description of your dumpster view! Ya know, for the same money, you coulda stayed at a value resort for the whole week....HOW did you restrain yourself???

UtahMama: It's hard to believe the woman at check-in really said those things. I was truly stupefied! Finding myself at a loss for words is not a common occurrance, I assure you! I was thinking maybe this was a Candid Camera episode

but I looked around and didn't see any cameramen hiding behind the totem poles or the log support beams. Good thing her speech was live and not over the phone "being recorded for customer service and training purposes." I think someone at headquarters would have busted a blood vessel.
Hey Kay, We totally agree about the awesomeness of the Lodge. The Towel Sculpture looks really familiar; we did end up with 7 or 8 different ones during our ten day stay.
This is a little late, but I printed out your Refillable mug post and gave it to my family before we left and they had a fit for a day or two before I broke the news that it was a joke. My daughters boyfriend was all ready to get the Refillable Burger deal, He figured he could survive on burgers for the 10 days we were there.

Goofster57: Wow, 7 or 8 towel animals! That's fantastic.
You're killing me with the refillable mug anecdote. People out there are actually scaring me. I used to think I was a little slow on the draw and would believe most anything, but there are people out there who are much much more gullable than me! Actually, the version I posted in my trip report was revised to include the burger box joke. First run of this gag was over on the Community Board. Most everyone believed it until I got to the part about embedding microprocessor chips in the logo which triggered door alarms. Then they "got it" and were

It's hard to believe anyone could believe the story all the way to the end, including the burger box part. I'm starting to think that no matter what I write, if I do it in that dry, serious newscaster style, people will believe me. It's a little scary thinking I have that kind of power, so I'd better not write about alien invasions, ala H.G. Wells, or anything like that!
Kay, I'm caught up and really enjoying it.

LMAO@the check-in woman! We stayed at WL on our first trip and we too got a less-than-interested check-in person. He was openly sighing as he tapped the keyboard and looked totally pee-d off. We did, however, get upgraded to a courtyard view
but I didn't realise it until near the end of the trip and, even then, I wasn't sure. So it was a bit like the tree falling in the forest theory - was it really an upgrade if we didn't
know it was an upgrade?? lol!!

DebIreland: I love that analogy! I agree that it probably didn't count as an upgrade if the view wasn't spectacular enough for you to know you had been upgraded. WL is the sort of resort that is best enjoyed with some free time to relax and enjoy it's ambience. Maybe you'll go there again some day.
Oh no I've come to the end - for now anyway! Great trip report! I work from home and have been reading your posts instead of working. Just as well I'm caught up, time to put the kids in bed.
Waiting patiently for the next installment. . .

northriver: Hello, to another new reader! I work from home and have been
writing my posts instead of working, so we're even!

Seriously, I hope I haven't messed up your schedule or gotten you in trouble. I've hit a slow spell at work, so when I'm caught up with reviewing files, no one cares if I write. Consequently, I'm a couple episodes a head and am fine-tuning them. Next one will be up sometime Friday.
LOL! I have a little wallet sized pouch that I put through my belt loops, I always make DH hold it (in his pocket, that's how small it is) so we don't have to wait in the line. It's SO dumb! It's MY wallet, they don't make men empty their pockets and search THEIR wallets!

MommyPoppins: Thanks so much for dropping in to read my story. I think you're right that it's inequitable for men's wallets to pass uninspected, but women's wallets are suspect. Maybe you and I just look like suspicious characters! As for your quote on the "cylindrical object," I always wondered if anyone actually "got it." Apparently you did. Thanks!
Kay,
Have been so busy didn't even check the boards this weekend and was delighted to find another installment --- This will be enough to get me thru the night...I'm leaving now for Pittsburgh....spending the night there for an early flight..arriving MCO tomorrow (keep your fingers crossed: It is bitter cold and they are calling for snow)
Unfortunately, I'm not staying at your beloved Lodge but I will be sure and pay a visit and tell the totem pole that you and Lowell said hi! perhaps I'll leave some more sparks and skid marks on the carpeting for ya! Will be home late sunday night and looking for another installment...... You guys take care. See ya!

wvgoofyfan: You probably wont see this until after you return, but have a GREAT trip. I like all the Disney Resorts, not just the WL, although we particularly love the atmosphere there. Im also very partial to POR. We even love our off-site stays. So, Im sure youll have a wonderful time wherever youre staying. If I could send you with one instruction, it would be to have some Tonga Toast for me. There will be two segments of my story, a longish one and a very short one, when you get back Sunday night, which isnt much of a consolation prize for having to come back to the real world, but its the best I can offer.
Kay, stumbled on your report last night and finished reading tonight. It's fab...I'm hooked. Keep the installments coming. PS It a relief to know that DH & I are not the only ones who share meals in public...this was one of the reasons I knew he's my soul mate 'cos he wasn't disgusted when I suggested it!!

2ScottishPrincesses: Welcome! I am excited that my limited international readership is growing. In fact, I think you have just doubled it!
Sharing food is fun. If you havent already given each other a germ or two during your married life, I would feel quite sorry for you. So what was the first food you shared? A bridie, perhaps? Full of well seasoned mince? Yum.
Yay! I'm all caught up!
Fahbulous job so far Kay!!!! I like to take my time reading trippies for times like this...the wait for the next installment~ I am truly looking forward to more...

Hi, tiggerwannabe! Im so glad youre enjoying my report. Stay tuned for lots more fun with the Lucky Fourteens.
I'm loving your report. The pics of WL are beautiful. Looks like a great place, even the view looks good to me. Can't wait to check for a new installment every day after work. I do envy all the readers out there who have the chance to Dis at work. You're an awesome writer. Maybe you'll be writing the next big guidebook to disney world. Laughter around the world.

mikamah: The room view was not bad, really. Especially if we never looked to the right. Peripheral vision isnt all its cracked up to be. I believe tunnel vision may have its advantages.
Laughter Around the World Hmmm. That has a very nice ring to it. Not that there arent enough Disney guidebooks out there already, but thats a catchy title and not a bad idea!