With apologies to Nebo and Kay alike....may I?
Here is a mug, you may refill
Please use the lid, so's not to spill.
But wait! You may not drink and sit,
Unless you just
now paid for it!
You cannot bring your mug that's old,
But must use those that HERE are sold,
Your vintage mug at home must stay.
To drink up
here, and
now, you'll pay!
Yes even peeps like Bunnysmum,
Who used their mugs in ways called...dumb,
Must buy another, every trip
If they wish to fill and sip.
So take that old mug back inside,
Back in the tweed bag, to reside.
You may not use it by the pool,
Those who do are just not cool.
You may not fill with pop or tea,
You may not fill at all, you see.
Please take your Disneylandish mug,
We do not like that shameless plug
For theme parks that are way out west
(Don't you know Flor-i-da's are best?)
We do not like your oldish mug,
So hide it under yonder rug.
(Sorry, it just sort of spilled out onto my keyboard, and I couldn't stop it....
