our secret green club? Part 8

[rer1972]

Take it from a girl. That is definitely a good sign

Thanks. See I gotta start asking you guys stuff more often. Hey maybe I can get a bluetooth earpiece for my phone so you guys can listen in and give me some hints.

 

[Va-bear]

Well, if you want to know. I did buy some mickey pirate ears the last time I was there. Only three people have seen me with them on.

....and two of those are STILL laughing!!!! (Sorry, couldnt resist!)

The date sounds like it went well -- . Yeah, Ronnie!!!!
OK, have had a couple of bear beers....cant you tell, cause my typing is better than usual? Better go and do other things. (Yes, my DH is off today. ) Later gators!

 

[crossfamily]

Well Peeps I am outta here... Em finally gave out and I want to get some sleep before they wake me up a zillion times tonight... see ya in the morning...

 

[rer1972]

I just had an evil thought. How bout dress rer as a princess Just kidding ronnie

How bout rer gets to hang out with the disney princess' when we go. You can all tell them what a great guy I am.

Oh yeah that sounds much better.

 

[Va-bear]

Well Peeps I am outta here... Em finally gave out and I want to get some sleep before they wake me up a zillion times tonight... see ya in the morning...

Night!!! Mine finally went out too!

 

[crossfamily]

Thanks. See I gotta start asking you guys stuff more often. Hey maybe I can get a bluetooth earpiece for my phone so you guys can listen in and give me some hints.

We could have fun with that.

 

[rer1972]

SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:

Clean skin.

A winning smile.

That unforgettable Southern drawl.



Southern women know their manners:

"Yes, ma'am."

"Yes, sir."

"Why, no, Billy!"



Southern women have a distinct way with fond

expressions:

"Y'all come back!"

"Well, bless your heart."

"Drop by when you can."

"How's your Momma?"





Southern women know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity



Southern women know their vacation spots:

The beach

The rivuh

The crick



Southern women know the joys of June, July, and

August:

Colorful hi-heel sandals

Strapless sun dresses

Iced sweet tea with mint



Southern women know everybody's first name:

Honey

Darlin'

Shugah



Southern women know the movies that speak to their

hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes

Driving Miss Daisy

Steel Magnolias

Gone With The Wind



Southern women know their religions:

Baptist

Methodist

Football



Southern women know their country breakfasts:

Red-eye gravy

Grits

Eggs

Country ham

Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade

jelly



Southern women know their cities dripping with

Southern charm:

Chawl'stn

S'vanah

Foat Wuth

N'awlins

Addlanna



Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in uniform.

Men in tuxedos

Rhett Butler



Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall

The Country Club

The Beauty Salon



Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:

Having bad hair and nails

Having bad manners

Cooking bad food

More Suthen-ism's:

Onlya Southerner knows the difference between a hissie

fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE"

them, you "PITCH" them.

I do love southern girls

 

[rer1972]

I didn't know it was down. I've been on and off of it all day...

They were doing an update when I got home from hockey last nigh.

 

[rer1972]

I'm so glad you had a great time (btw sounds like it went great) So what movie are you gonna take her to see next week? Might I suggest not taking her to see a guy flick...

Damn

 

[rer1972]

Have you ever tried blueberry vodka? My cousin wants me to bring her a bottle this weekend when we go to the hockey playoffs.. (BTW she goes to college right by where we are going)

Nope only tried lemon, orange, and coconut. Still not as good as plain old Wild Turkey

 

[rer1972]

Hey you didn't tell us the most important thing about your date yet..... Is she a disney fan? That way you will know to keep her or kick her to the curb...

I didnt want to start on Disney cause then I can't stop.

 

[rer1972]

Ya think? At least give it one date... then tell her about all the other women in your lives...

You don't ever want me to meet nice people do ya????

 

[rer1972]

....and two of those are STILL laughing!!!! (Sorry, couldnt resist!)

The date sounds like it went well -- . Yeah, Ronnie!!!!
OK, have had a couple of bear beers....cant you tell, cause my typing is better than usual? Better go and do other things. (Yes, my DH is off today. ) Later gators!

In that case tell DH to go get you another beer. Let him know it's to help you type.

 

[rer1972]

We could have fun with that.

DPS fun?

 

[kaw1218]

DPS fun?

 

[Donald - my hero]

ok...my dippy hubby (aka DH ) had his IPOD stolen...should I be nice and go buy him another???

hmmm, maybe I should post a poll about this

HUhm my answer would be directly related to how much peace of mind it gave you while he was "plugged in"

 

[rer1972]

Early Easter present for all you bunny ear eaters...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqaILFF0Vzk

 

[kaw1218]

HUhm my answer would be directly related to how much peace of mind it gave you while he was "plugged in"

That's why I have my ipod...to drown them out!

 

[kaw1218]

Early Easter present for all you bunny ear eaters...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqaILFF0Vzk

 

[Donald - my hero]

Not to correct you, but that isn't green. More like beer chugging or beer belly to be!

No THIS is green beer:

Sure make a fool outta me why doncha??