our secret green club? Part 8

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.




You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.




You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Here's a good clean joke for y'all.

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Two car salesman are standing on the sales floor discussing the events of the day. While talking, they notice a blind man with his seeing eye dog walk past the car lot. The man and his dog suddenly walk onto the car lot. He picks up the dog by the tail and starts swinging him in circles around his head. The two salesman are outraged at what they see, and come rushing over to stop the blind man. They come yelling and screaming at the blind man. "Hey, what in the heck are you doing", "stop that this minute", "You can't do that to that poor animal", "what are you doing here". The blind man responds....... "Oh, I'm just looking around"

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.





You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.




You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You've got more than
one brother named 'Darryl'.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

As ya'll can probably tell I am shamelessly posting jokes to boost my post count

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You were acquitted for murdering
your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis 8-tracks.


You might be a redneck and so was the jury

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

If you were one of the people on the Jerry Springer Show





You are a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You've ever had to scratch your sisters
name out of a message that begins,
"For a good time time call..."



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

When you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took







You know yer a redneck

 

[LizzySwan1022]

Where were ya...at Winter band camp?

That's one word for it, they're drilling music into our heads... a week before the St. Patricks day parade. Other than that school definatly puts a damper on my computer time.

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.




You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

That's one word for it, they're drilling music into our heads... a week before the St. Patricks day parade. Other than that school definatly puts a damper on my computer time.

Hi LizzY

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."




You might be a redneck