our secret green club? Part 8

[kaw1218]

still here Jacqueline???

 

[kaw1218]

 

[Donald - my hero]

Yeah I'm here Kelly but dang Dis is driving me to drink so slow

In case you missed getting a pic, here are 4 I "borrowed"

 

[kaw1218]

Yeah I'm here Kelly but dang Dis is driving me to drink so slow

In case you missed getting a pic, here are 4 I "borrowed"

hey...that's my grover!!!! duh...I forgot I had him!!! maybe I need more vitamins.

 

[Donald - my hero]

hey...that's my grover!!!! duh...I forgot I had him!!! maybe I need more vitamins.

That is too funny! Grover is my fav of the muppets

 

[kaw1218]

That is too funny! Grover is my fav of the muppets

I'm not sure if I really have a favorite....I like Grover, and Betty Lou, and Oscar, and Telly monster, and kermit, and animal, and the fraggles, and......

 

[kaw1218]

ok, jacqueline, I am off...... have a good night I will catch up with you later!

 

[Donald - my hero]

I'm not sure if I really have a favorite....I like Grover, and Betty Lou, and Oscar, and Telly monster, and kermit, and animal, and the fraggles, and......

Did you ever see the segment with Kermet wearing flowery shirt sitting in palm branches?

He was singing"

Caribbean amphibian
Frog in a coconut tree

(did I spell any of that correctly?)

 

[Donald - my hero]

ok, jacqueline, I am off...... have a good night I will catch up with you later!

Catch up with you later

 

[kaw1218]

Did you ever see the segment with Kermet wearing flowery shirt sitting in palm branches?

He was singing"

Caribbean amphibian
Frog in a coconut tree

(did I spell any of that correctly?)

I have that on VHS somewhere!!!!

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Good morning PEEPs!!

 

[kaw1218]

Good morning PEEPs!!

Morning!

 

[kaw1218]

Mary!!!! where'd ya go??????

come back!!!!

{sigh} I hate sunday nights....... there is never around around. I guess I should add monday mornings to that...

 

[kaw1218]

So here's my story. About 2 weeks ago my DD(14) and I went to our local HD and swiped all the LGMHPC at that store. We then sneak out to the minivan to count (who ever though someone as cool as me would love a minivan a/k/a dweeb mobile?) We got 23. I told my daughter that she's lucky she'll only go to Juvie if we get caught, but I'll have to do hard time in prison!!! She thinks its worth the risk for both of us. (I've raised her well!)

Well then last week came and I was having a horrible day!!!! We had torrential downpours all day and I had to drive through that nasty weather to go to court conference in a neighboring county about an hour away. (No, don't worry, we didn't get caught swiping LGMHPCs, I'm a lawyer). So anyway, after the hour drive in the pouring rain, I get to court, can't find a parking spot, so have about a five minute walk to get to the courthouse. Of course, my umbrella breaks, so this walk is in the downpour, (kinda like when those people on the bridge at Kali River Rapids nail you with the water). I get into court looking like a drowned rat, and have to go through the metal detectors, because I forgot my attorney i.d. card. Now these security guards know me, and know that I'm a lawyer, but no i.d., no free pass.

Of course, the metal detector goes off, so they then scan me with a wand, and let me through, because as it turns out I don't have any weapons and they do not know about my life of crime at HD! (Word of advice, when expected to go through a metal detector, like at an airport on your way to visit the mouse, don't wear an underwire bra, I suggest a lime green sports bra for safety.)

So, I finally get in to see the judge, and the other attorney does't show up! We wait for about a half an hour and then give him a call. Turns out he forgot to put the court date in his diary, so we reschedule the conference and off I go back into the pouring rain, without an umbrella.

I start the long drive back to my office totally depressed, because with driving time, I've used up half a day, and nothing has been accomplished. I'm feeling totally sorry for myself. I stopped for a red light. (I will swipe paint chips, but I would never run a red light!) While stopped at the light, I look to the right and see .... can you belive it.... A HOME DEPOT!!!!!

So of course, I turn right and make my way to the paint department. Still no umbrella for the walk through the parking lot, but who needs an umbrella... I'm on a mission and after all, a little rain never hurt anyone, right?

I swiped all but one of the chips, I try to leave one for that person who actually wants to use this color in their home decor! I run out to the car for the count. Got another 33! I'm now so happy!!! Who cares about the start of the day, no big deal, it was all worth it for that swipin' moment. Wanted to call my DD to share the news, but she was in school!!! Can't let her risk detention by getting a cell phone call in class! I'll let her risk Juvie for the paint chips, but not detention after school!

Well now I think I understand how Winona felt. She didn't need to steal those clothes from whatever store she took them from. She just had to do it!

So anyway DISUNC, if you haven't yet got those paint chips, PM me and I'll send you some. If anyone is deserving it's you. I don't mind sending the contraband throught the U.S. mail, across state lines. I'll add a federal offense to my rap sheet, if you need the goods! I hear the federal penitentiary is nicer that state prison!

3 weeks and 2 days til my trip!!! 11 days at Boardwalk!!!

now see.....PD can tell a great story.....where's the rest of her TR??

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Mary!!!! where'd ya go??????

come back!!!!

{sigh} I hate sunday nights....... there is never around around. I guess I should add monday mornings to that...

Sorry, I've been attempting to actually do some work while I'm at work. Can you believe they like you to do that there?!?!?

 

[Princess89]

Morning everyone!

 

[kaw1218]

Sorry, I've been attempting to actually do some work while I'm at work. Can you believe they like you to do that there?!?!?

you know, my boss was saying something about that on Friday.

maybe I should listen next time.

 

[kaw1218]

Morning everyone!

Good Morning Tara!!!

 

[kaw1218]

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1385335

I promise this is NOT about the august meet..... read the article, but make sure you read the readers comments at the bottom.

 

[Va-bear]

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1385335

I promise this is NOT about the august meet..... read the article, but make sure you read the readers comments at the bottom.

Oh My...... ...and , yes , a little .....

Happy Monday!!!!!! ...well, you know what I mean.....