katlas&kids
<font color=peach>Sometimes I have to work hard to
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rer1972 said:Yes, got that.
TSA: Inflatable what?
Me: Pool! Pool!
TSA: ...and this jello?
Me: For the wrestling - with the bear - from Virginia!
TSA: ...(radio sqwak) Yeah, I think we got a 10-96 here (mental patient here in TX Cops lingo).
Me: No actually I think it's more like 20lbs of powdered lime jello. Pfft, how can anyone wrestle in 10lbs of lime jello.
OR:
Counter person: sir you are overwight with this suitcase.
RER: hmm... must be that 20 lbs. of Jello and the pool.
CP: Sir?
Rer: oh nothing. Do you have a box?
CP: umm no sir.
RER: Maybe if I move the Peanut butter to the other case, ...how much does it weigh?
CP: on phone...I need a supervisor to counter 21 ASAP!
Sorry not as funny as I hoped, but I am tired!
