After leaving Sea World we decided to get something to eat, since we hadnt eaten since breakfast. Thats right, we actually got out of an amusement park without buying food, drinks, or souvenirs
definitely a first for us!
We drove over to Cracker Barrel since that had quickly become our new favorite restaurant (we need some up North!), and were parked and seated by 5:00. Our waiter told us that he works at a different Cracker Barrel, but the one we were at was short staffed so he had to come over here on his day off. He had been there since 5:00 in the morning! At first we werent sure what to expect out of him, because you know
he was missing a few teeth and his hair was a mess, and his uniform wasnt the cleanest. He turned out to be one of the nicest waiters we had on the whole trip, though!
They had just added Fruit Tea to the menu, and I wanted to try it. I was going to order it, but I wasnt sure if I would like it, so our waiter (I wish I would have gotten his name) brought me a sample to try. I thought that was really nice of him! The tea tasted like regular iced tea, but with a fruitier flavor. Hence the fact that it was Fruit Tea

It had lemon, orange, mango and pineapple juice, and was really good, so I ordered it. My mom got a Mexican salad, my dad got fried pork chops, and Mike and I got chicken fingers. Those of you who are familiar with Cracker Barrel know that you get lots of side dishes with your order, so I got cold slaw, apple sauce (to which the waiter replied, Pork chops and apple sauce! from the Brady Bunch

We ALWAYS make fun of that episode when any of us say pork chops OR applesauce

), and mashed potatoes.
On our first trip to the Cracker Barrel our waitress had forgotten to bring us biscuits and corn muffins, and we had never been there before so we didnt know to ask for them, but our waiter brought us out a bunch to eat while we waited for our food. He was only supposed to bring three of each, since only my dad, Mike and I got food that came with them, but he brought us a whole plate full to share. I usually love corn muffins but these were gross! They were really hard and bitter. The biscuits were delicious, though.
While we were waiting for our food a big group of eleven people came in and were really loud and made a big deal about where they sat, and how the table was set. They ordered drinks and their food, and each person ordered something but completely changed around what the menu said, in order to customize their meals
every single person did this. All eleven of them. The waiter was very accommodating, though, and didnt mind. A few minutes later he brought them out their drinks, and after finishing them the whole group just got up and left. It was horrible! The waiter came out and looked very confused, and then called the bus boys to come out and clean up the table. He looked at us and another couple who were seated in the back part of the restaurant and said, I can already tell this is going to be a fun night! I felt so bad!
Eventually our food came out and everything was delicious. I loved dipping my chicken fingers in the mashed potatoes and apple sauce

It was So good! When we were waiting for the check the couple in the room with us was playing with the solitaire peg game that they have on every table. The guy had dropped a peg, though, and when he reached over to get it the glass lamp on the table was knocked over and completely shattered. The waiter came running over and screamed, Fun night!

Everyone was cracking up, he really was a fun waiter. The mess was cleaned up in no time, and we got our check and left (leaving the waiter a really good tip).
We then went back to the condo and relaxed. My mom and dad walked Oreo, and then we all watched Mad TV. It seemed like it was always on! We also watched an hour and a half long special on Comedy Central with a guy from Blue Collar TV (I hate that show and dont watch it) doing his standup. He was really, really funny! Mike and I cracked up the whole time! I dont remember his name, though, I just know that it wasnt Jeff Foxworthy
When the comedy special was over we talked about what we wanted to do that night. We had originally wanted to go over to Islands of Adventure to go on the water rides, but it was really hot and we were all pretty tired, so we decided to go another day. We then decided to go to Old Town and then play miniature golf, just to get out of the house for a while.
We left at 7:30, and first stopped at a small shopping center right near Celebration. My dad and Mike wanted to run into the Nike store to see about getting shoes. While they went to Nike, my mom and I went to a big Orlando gift shop and then walked through Payless. We didnt get anything in either store, but my dad wound up getting a $50 pair of sunglasses. Now, $50 isnt a lot of money for a good pair of sunglasses, but he had just bought a new pair of sunglasses only a week ago in Jersey on our drive down. And I mean, does he REALLY need a $50 pair of sunglasses?!
The palm trees in front of our condo
A big dragonfly
ew!
I took a picture of myself in the rearview mirror
We drove over to Old Town and arrived at 8:00. The area looked nothing like how it did online. We parked in front of Old Towns own hotel, which was really a run-down dump of a motel. The type you see couples check into and then check out of an hour later

We parked, though, and walked onto the main strip of attractions. Old Town is basically a few blocked off streets with stores, a fast food stand or two, and a few rides that looked as if they would fall apart at any minute. It definitely wasnt what we had expected. And after walking by a bar and getting hit on by a 45-year old drunk guy, I was officially skeeved out.
We decided to just walk up each side of the street and see if there was anything worth doing, since we were already there. We went into the Movie Character shop, which had all celebrity memorabilia. They had a lot of stuff pertaining to Gone With the Wind, the Wizard OF Oz, I Love Lucy, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, and
Napoleon Dynamite?! Thats right folks, the Napoleon Dynamite stuff was right up there with the classics!

Everything was really expensive! My dad offered to buy me a Napoleon poster, but I didnt want it.
We left and continued walking down the street, and we passed a wax museum, with a really cute ET wax figure in the front window. I wanted to go in, but it was small and really expensive, and weve already been to Madame Tussauds here in the city, so we skipped it. We then went into an old memorabilia store, with all stuff related to Coke and Pepsi products. They had 25 cent cans of Coke so my mom bought a few, and we left. We were going to walk around more but the area was really, really gross. Worse than the area surrounding Coney Island (the boardwalk is great, but the surrounding area is not cool), and thats saying a lot. We walked back to our car and high tailed it out of there.
We then drove over to Congo River Golf to see about playing a round. We pulled up to the course on International Drive, and it was really, really big! It was also pretty crowded. My mom and dad pulled into the parking lot and Mike and I ran out to go see how much it was. It was $12 each, but we had a coupon to each play for $9.95. Mike and I took a quick look at the alligators on property that you could feed, and a small boat ride. The boat ride was TOO funny
the boat was TINY, and went around a little river that was maybe forty feet long, and there were actually people squished into the boats for a ride!

I wish I would have gotten a picture because it was literally one of the funniest things ever! Mike and I went back to the car and told my mom and dad the price, but none of us wanted to play that bad to pay $10. No, it wasnt expensive, but we usually play a few holes of mini golf and then get sick of it, so we didnt feel like paying $40 to do that.
Mike balancing his sunglasses on his nose
yes, the kid is quite talented
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