December 26th ~
Cozumel Mexico
So we are now surmising that the people in the cabin above us must a smuggled on board from illegal wildlife traders a small herd of elephants. Nothing else could account for the sleep-shattering wailing and stomping the roused us at 0615 this morning. It was so awful it was actually rattling the boys bedrails, and after wed even moved the clocks back an hour and could have slept in!
Happy Ho Ho Ho to you too!
No matter, today is Dolphin Day! And todays excursion is brought to you by us, the Good Weather Gurus!

On our very first cruise, to the western caribbean no less, the cruise director, Christian, commented that he couldnt believe wed had 7 days of such beautiful weather! Ever since then, whenever we went on a cruise, we have been blessed with amazing conditions. This trip was no exception: right up until we left, the weather was predicted to be rainy and cold in Cozumel. But here we are, sunny and gorgeous! Guess we brought the good weather with us again; may it always be so with the wind ever at our backs!
We got ourselves dressed in our swimsuits, shirts and coverups and headed to Topsiders for breakfast, with a quick detour to grab some lattes at Cove Cafe. As we were walking back down deck 9, we ran into a guy and his family that Jay had known from a deployment and Ramstein, who was in the middle of his school training. Man, talk about a small world! We chatted with them as the boys tested out the Mickey pool for the first time this trip.
We ended up having a lot of time to kill because our excursion had unexpectedly gotten postponed from 9:20 to 11:20. We had to grab extra cereal boxes from the breakfast buffet because we were now going to be off the boat during lunchtime. This was annoying enough, but when we found out from the CM at our excursion meeting point the reason wed been bumped is because theyd over-booked the 9:20 slot, well then we were super grouchy. Wed been on of the first to book this excursion, whyd we get pushed back so far?!
Bah Humbug!
It was very interesting trying to make our way through port and to the Dolphinarius with your stereotypical Mexican guides. Every thing, from the pace of the line, to the path to the excursion to the getting away from vendors, was excruciatingly slow, except of course for the taxis. It had no seatbelts and I was quite certain we were going to witness the hit-and-run of several old pedestrians!
The place itself was very nice and it was so much fun watching the dolphins as we waited for our turn in the pool! I loved the outdoor, natural setting for the animals, as opposed to a sterile, metal amusement park type environment and before we knew it, we were being fitted with our life jackets and shoving our stuff in a locker.
The pool time itself was more than a little interesting. It took quite a bit of time, not to mention reassurance to convince Tyler that his jacket would prevent his head from going underwater, especially when he was standing on the shallow platform! Neither kid was very happy when we had to swim out into the middle of the deep pool, so our dolphin could swim by us and get acquainted. Her name was Etina and we had to keep distracting the boys with the silky smooth feel of her skin as she swam by in order to keep them from panicking. I have to admit to being a bit annoyed that our kids were so freaked, theyve had tons of swim lessons! But at least we could excuse them with the fact that they are children, and it wasnt nearly so bad as the couple next to us! >_<
As I watched this middle-aged woman clutch at her husband, repeatedly kick and bump into me and generally flail around worse than my 5 yr old
while wearing a life jacket, I really had to tamp down the over-whelming urge to to give a bonzai yell and jump on top of her, shoving her head under water and watch her ugly blue glasses float away. *giggles* And Im not alone in this! Even sweet DH commented on how he couldnt understand what was the problem of the other men in the group. They were tense and constantly messing up. I just told him not everyone is as comfortable around animals as he is, or as good at following directions!
But despite the rocky start, we all got to do tricks, kiss and swim with a dolphin; it was unbelievable!
MAGICal moment! The only downside was that our faces got toasted. Youre not allowed to wear sunscreen and the sun was pretty intense, even in December! After changing, we headed over to the photo center. Theyve got quite a racket going there; you cannot bring even an underwater camera for yourself, but they do have dedicated staff who video take and photograph your entire encounter for you.

We had received a message about bringing cash and while we assumed it would be expensive, we were taken completely by surprise! The packages were a joke! Given the amount of cash wed brought (and had not been told to bring a credit card!) we were only able to afford 3 photos.
Bah. Humbug!
On our way back to the ship, we met a very nice lady who was collecting funds for the Red Cross. We told her that in the military, were very familiar with the services they provide all across the world, so wed be happy to help. She told us that was by far the most positive response shed received all day. Really?? Its Christmas-time and you're in one of the poorest areas of the world and you cant spare a few bucks of your spending money to help buy medical supplies??
Happy Ho Ho Ho to you, too!
Back on the boat, we got the kids a snack and sent them to the Club for the afternoon. I decided to visit a Bingo game and see if my favorite CM was there. Alas, it turns out Natalie left the Magic back in September. It seems shes been promoted to Assistant Cruise Director -- good for her! And Shena the new Bingo Queena is pretty darn awesome! I won my first round, but had to split it with 3 others.
After Bingo, we decided to head to Shutters to get last night's photos purchased and along the way encountered a huge crowd-jam... (side note) I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that there are many, Im sure, who think of my DH as some sweet, soft-spoken, brow-beaten man who had to *
endure* the trials of having an outgoing wife. Allow me to present 2 scenarios which might influence you to think otherwise:
Case 1~ tonight, deck 4, Disney Magic: While the insanity ensues of people attempting to have their picture taken with Jack Sparrow (and a late crowd of dinner arrives) I was just trying to keep smiling and stay calm after several drinks at dinner and Bingo, and while DH and I were simply trying to get through when this crazy lady with an empty stroller pushed her way in front of us. After we managed to squeeze out of the crowd, Jay whips around and glares at me saying, That lady with the stroller never even made eye contact with me. I was staring straight at her the whole time she was cutting us off and she never even looked at me! I mean, itd be one thing if there was actually a KID in the damn stroller!
Case 2~ Thursday night, Main street, Electric Lights parade: We were walking down Main Street, and of course, there were lots of people trying to stop in the walkway and stare at the passing parade. But with all honesty, we were *not* one of them, all of us were constantly moving, straight towards the entrance. There were naturally many CMs trying to herd people away from the rope lines, and most were nice enough about it. But there was one woman, however, who totally crossed the line with the DH. She not only issued the dread phrase Move along she also committed the fatal mistake of laying hands on my husband and *pushing* him! Inorite?? The old lady has no idea how lucky she is that he only whipped around and said Were GOING! He literally growled at me a few seconds later I dont care how old she is, that woman is damn lucky she didnt get an elbow in the face. I mean seriously, put your hands on me and PUSHING me?! So you see? Hes not so innocent as he might appear. There is a grumpy side to my DH, so quit feeling sorry for him! Hes ferocious, especially when confronted with invisible children and pushy old ladies.
So, ANYWAYS! It was time to get cleaned up and decked in our pirates finest for our Pirates IN the Caribbean night! The boys had the most awesome ears from the WDW ride, matching skull rings and Mommy had a medallion necklace from Isla de la Muerta!
For such good behavior, Id finally agreed to let the boys have pizza for dinner and they snarfed it down! I tried Conch soup which was quite interesting and the macadamia nut-crusted mahi with curry sauce was to die for! DH cracked up as I fished the rum-soaked chocolate cake out from under the raspberry glaze during dessert and the boys had a blast running around the room with our servers during the pirate dance party.
MAGICal moment.
Despite the big yawns, the boys really wanted to go back to the kids area, so we told they could go for awhile and wed see from there. The long nights seemed to be catching up with all of us, so we decided to tuck in early. There was much pouting as we brought the kids back to the room, and I certainly had my doubts and a tad bit of guilt for keeping them from the Pirate party. But all that evaporated when they both fell asleep literally seconds after their heads hit the pillows. No tossing, turning, whining or messing around. Neither one of them moved a muscle for hours! To all a good night...
Quote of the Day ~ Me: We may be mean parents, but at least were smart ones!