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I told you already. I'm going to live forever.
Oh yes,,, how could I have been such a fool,, pardon me for forgetting this fact. And you said you 'd save a place in line for me,,,,but I haven't gotten the pass yet....
"While Marlin stands in the Infinity line,,, Jim has once more come to his rescue, interferring between Marlin and the charging rhinocerous.
"Phiiisht"!
Oh oh, Marling has accidentally shot Jim with the tranquilizer dart in the back of the neck,,, this will put him at a definate disadvantage..
If the butterfly net doesn't work,,, he is going to need somthing he can count on.
And as we see the big rhino getting the best of Jim,,,
so can insurance costs get the best of you,,, that's why Mutuel of Omaha has a better plan.
(yes, I'm sure I used this before,, so sue me,,,I'v got attourney Mike on my side,,,well,,, unless you use him to do the suit against me... hmm)
Wouldn't that be a good thing? "No, you're not going to die quite yet. Sorry, back to life for you."
Actually,,, I'm not sure anymore what my DATE is,,, I checked the back of my Birth Certificate,,and it's all faded away no where it says "expiration date".
( Oh yeah,,, we're bringing up all the oldies)
It's gotta be better then getting to the pearly gates and there's a sign saying, "detour"... and off you go to Hades.
Wait,,, waht if you get to the pearly gates,,, and you don't have enough pearlies in your mouth anymore? Huh Huh?
That was just in the news up here, sorta. How difficult it is to see your doctor on short notice and the only alternative is going to the ER.
Rigfht,,, and like ER's have oral surgeons and highly advanced retinaly speialists there.
I'm zipping through right now,,, please dont mind the typos,,, or eat the daisies,,, not going to backspace to fixd most of them.
To this day... Best. Surfer. Dude. Ever.
I don't know what his first name was in Ridgemont,,, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't this guy's first name, for that matter not sure his last name fcomes up right in the spelling department either, and I didn't want to tease him at all on his name,,,,he was't the most friendly guy I've had,,, and I didn't want to hear him start saying,,,
"IS IT SAFE?"
500 bucks! Why don't you just pick a concrete walkway somewhere and tip over backwards?
Worked before.
Didn't i just recently say,,,, "everybody's a flippin comedian."
Oh, please, please, please Smidgy. Video Nebo when he's coming around and post it. Please? Pretty please? With sugar on top?
Those videos are hillarious.
You know,,, it would have been boring this time,,,I had no idea what was going on,,, if they had done it yet or not,,, so I just kept my mouth shut and let them usher me out of the office. You' d think the hunkk of gauze sticking a foot and a half out of my face might have given it away?
AHAH
I wasn''t in La la land,,, it was more of ,,, "do I know you land?"
Did everyone see the one where the girl had her wisdom teeth out and didn't know what was going on?
Girl, confused: "What's in my mouth?"
Mom, patiently: "You've got some gauze in your mouth?"
Gir, still confused: "Wha's in my mouth?"
Mom, amused: "There's gauze in your mouth."
Girl, incredulously: "God's in my mouth?!??"
I had God in my mouth,,, along with the Son and the Holy Gauze.
Amen
But we'll all be there with you in spirit!
No wait,,, no more room in my mouth,, even spirits,,, ask the Holy Gauze!
(this isn't going to get me in more trouble is it? No,,na,,,he has a great sense of humor,,, right?)
Ok, I'm done for now,,,thanks all for caring,,, sorry if I missed ykou,,, I know I"m hit or miss lately.
What's driving me nuts is the fshing line hanging down in my mouth,,,my mouth feels like an old tackel box that needs cleaning,,, and ,, hold on,,, yep,,, it's 6 pound test line..
see ya
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