Operation Big Thunder: the Dole Whip Conspiracy COMPLETE

Epcot is the largest of the 4 theme parks, and after walking through the World Showcase AND saving Germany and China from almost certain inconvenience, it was siesta time. Don’t believe me? Ask these guys:

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If you remember, we were trying to cover attractions that our kids hadn’t seen yet. One such item on our list was the Mexican It’s A Small World.

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I actually hadn’t been on this ride since they’d added Donald Duck and the other Caballeros to it. Once again, we lucked out with barely any line and were able to climb right into a boat.

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The ride itself was fine. To be honest, I don’t remember a whole lot of detail, and I may or may not have closed my eyes. I think I was just grateful to sit in air conditioning for a while. I do like the atmosphere inside the pyramid, though. And floating past the volcano and pyramid-inside-the-pyramid is cool. After coaxing Dave through the dark parts at the beginning, the kids seemed to enjoy it.

With that one in the books, we had to decide whether or not to go back into Future World or head to the American Adventure. Our kids hadn’t experienced that one yet, so we decided to head back to America from Mexico. We were prepared to have to climb walls or razor-wire fences, or even crawl through dimly-lit tunnels, but instead all we had to do was walk on the sidewalk.

Sarah announced that she definitely wanted to ride Mission: Space again, so I went on a FastPass run while Julie and the kids started walking. They managed to get some nice pictures along the way. Probably because I wasn't in them.

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Most of you will realize about now that we’d basically walked the entire park, and I was now heading halfway to the front and then all the way to the back again on my FastPass run. In Epcot, that’s quite a hike. By the time I met up with the rest of the crew at the American Pavilion, I had already reached the stage of the day where my feet felt like they were curling into the fetal position. My dogs were barking, for sure.

We met up outside the American Pavilion and then went inside, where we were treated to a Voices of Liberty performance. If you haven’t heard this group, they really have wonderful voices. They did a gorgeous version of Shenandoah, followed by When Johnny Comes Marching Home. We also noticed that they make funny faces when they sing. But it would be juvenile to point that out, so I won’t bother.

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On to the show!

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Concentrate on this picture, and then let me know if I succeeded in getting the song stuck in your head. You’re welcome.

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We made a quick stop in the gift shop, where Scotty had to fight off a sudden invasion of Redcoats.

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Hey! Point that thing somewhere else!

We were getting closer to our Mission: Space return time, so we started walking back towards Future World. Julie wanted to check out the Morocco shops, so she did that while I wandered with the camera.

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This one reminds me of Glenn's infamous picture at this fountain.

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Making our way back around the lagoon, we found a Photopass photographer who was more than happy to take our picture in front of the Big Golf Ball. Here you can get a good look at the t-shirts Julie had made for us.

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While taking this picture, we suddenly realized: we hadn’t ridden Spaceship Earth yet! So we headed for the front of the park. At this point, we'd crossed the longest theme park at Disney World twice. I'm getting too old for this. But Spaceship Earth was necessary--the kids had fond memories of the cartoon at the end where they insert your picture. We remembered to pose for the camera this time around. Julie tried to do the “chipper mom” look:

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I went for the “town drunk”. Unfortunately, I had the backup camera and didn’t get a great shot of it.

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Another ride in the books! We spent a little bit of time in the post-show area learning all the new ways to phone home, and then went outside. We found someone to take our picture by the Big Golf Ball again, but unfortunately she thought we wanted to see more of the concrete in front of it, rather than the icon itself.

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It was time for Mission: Space. Having conquered it in the morning, and declared it “awesome”, I asked the boys if they were ready to do it again! And...they promptly declined. Sigh.

So, we split up. Sarah and I would use the FastPasses while Julie and the boys went to see Nemo.

Sarah and I headed for Mission: Space and saw a disturbing sight when we reached the FastPass Return line: hordes of light blue Tia Eliane t-shirts. The Brazillions were back! Wave after wave of them, as though the guy with teh flag had gathered them and said, "At my signal...unleash hell." And apparently they all had FastPasses. However, since they were all getting into the return line (and would clog it up regardless of whether they were doing Green or Orange), the standby entrance looked virtually empty. It boasted a wait time of 10 minutes. So, Sarah and I made a split-second decision to keep the FastPasses in our pocket and just get in the regular line. It worked beautifully as we walked right past the tour group while they gathered their passes for the CM at the head of the line, and within a few minutes we were reaching Mars—after our dumb pilot flew us into a meteor shower, of course.

Meanwhile, Julie and the boys found Nemo. Dave took this picture—didn’t he do a good job?

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We met up with them outside the Seas and spotted Chip and Dale hanging out by Innoventions. These are Scotty’s favorite characters in the whole wide world. Past readers will remember that we’ve met Chip and Dale over the years in various get-ups: Cruise Line Chip & Dale, Tomorrowland Chip & Dale, etc. But here they were simply, as Scotty famously puts it, Naked Chip & Dale.

By and large, Chip & Dale have given our kids the best interaction over the years. I don’t know if it’s the direction they’re given as characters or just the CM’s inhabiting the suits, but they never fail to do a great job. Chip found Sarah’s hair braid and decided it looked good as a snack.

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And you can see him pointing to Dave in this picture. Dave had a couple of gaps in his teeth, and Chip kept pointing to him and then pointing to Dale, comparing their dental work. The kids were giggling like crazy.

We were getting close to our dinner reservation time now, but there was one more stop to make: the very best part of the Imagination Pavilion. No, it’s not the Ironically Least Imaginative Ride in Disney World. Besides, that had a 5-minute wait, so there was no way we were getting in that line. No, it’s not the Michael Jackson Movie Without A Plot. It’s the jumping fountains, of course!

Our kids could probably spend all day soaking themselves in the fountains. Yes, it would be a waste of $85 apiece, but they’d still be happy.

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I’d say we hung out here for about 10 minutes or so, just letting them get drenched. The pictures didn’t turn out quite as well as our 2010 shots did, but that’s ok. I don’t think the kids cared.

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Coming Up Next: We try out a new dinner spot! And then, an incredible amount of work for incredibly mediocre pictures.
 

Epcot is the largest of the 4 theme parks,
Lie. Animal Kingdom is.


If you remember, we were trying to cover attractions that our kids hadn’t seen yet. One such item on our list was the Mexican It’s A Small World.
I prefer the name "it's a small mexico", but whatever. It's your trip report, use your own made up names.

And floating past the volcano and pyramid-inside-the-pyramid is cool.
That many dreams within dreams is too unstable!

We were prepared to have to climb walls or razor-wire fences, or even crawl through dimly-lit tunnels, but instead all we had to do was walk on the sidewalk.
Probably not the quickest route going through Norway, China, Germany, etc...

Sarah announced that she definitely wanted to ride Mission: Space again
I knew I liked that girl. :thumbsup2

Most of you will realize about now that we’d basically walked the entire park, and I was now heading halfway to the front and then all the way to the back again on my FastPass run. In Epcot, that’s quite a hike. By the time I met up with the rest of the crew at the American Pavilion, I had already reached the stage of the day where my feet felt like they were curling into the fetal position. My dogs were barking, for sure.
Thus is the life of the FastPass runner. It's their lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's a life.

We also noticed that they make funny faces when they sing. But it would be juvenile to point that out, so I won’t bother.
Oh, drat. I would have really liked it if you pointed it out.

Julie wanted to check out the Morocco shops, so she did that while I wandered with the camera.
Oh. Who was watching the kids?:confused3

Making our way back around the lagoon, we found a Photopass photographer who was more than happy to take our picture in front of the Big Golf Ball. Here you can get a good look at the t-shirts Julie had made for us.
Nice work, Julie!:thumbsup2

I'm getting too old for this.
It's just not the same if you don't finish the quote.

I went for the “town drunk”. Unfortunately, I had the backup camera and didn’t get a great shot of it.
Most Wisconsin towns have a town drunk. But we also have assistant town drunks, associate town drunks, apprentice town drunks, 2nd-runner-up town drunks, and a visiting town drunk exchange program where drunks can go to other downs and experience being drunk someplace else.


We spent a little bit of time in the post-show area learning all the new ways to phone home
Did any of them include a dumbphone?

We found someone to take our picture by the Big Golf Ball again, but unfortunately she thought we wanted to see more of the concrete in front of it, rather than the icon itself.
A Photopass photographer in the making!

Meanwhile, Julie and the boys found Nemo. Dave took this picture—didn’t he do a good job?
::yes::

I don’t know if it’s the direction they’re given as characters or just the CM’s inhabiting the suits,
Holy crap, talk about a spoiler warning. Sheesh.

And you can see him pointing to Dave in this picture. Dave had a couple of gaps in his teeth, and Chip kept pointing to him and then pointing to Dale, comparing their dental work. The kids were giggling like crazy.
Excellent meeting! I love it when they go like that!
 
Dave did a great job, better than anything I ever manage to capture. If I hadn't been in the OBX at the time of your trip, I would have sworn that I was the Ansel Adams who managed the Spaceship Earth pic for you guys.
 
Mission Log #13: Checkpoints Cozumel, Philly...look, we're still in Epcot, ok?

:lmao:


If you remember, we were trying to cover attractions that our kids hadn’t seen yet. One such item on our list was the Mexican It’s A Small World.

Es un mundo pequeño


I actually hadn’t been on this ride since they’d added Donald Duck and the other Caballeros to it.

The feathery companions and the very different sound track are among the numerous advantages this one has over its more infamous counterpart.


Sarah announced that she definitely wanted to ride Mission: Space again, so I went on a FastPass run while Julie and the kids started walking.

Run indeed… that’ll be a good hike to catch back up to them.


They managed to get some nice pictures along the way. Probably because I wasn't in them.

Nevermind… they weren’t in a hurry I see.


Most of you will realize about now that we’d basically walked the entire park, and I was now heading halfway to the front and then all the way to the back again on my FastPass run.

Yah… I do believe that I did notice that


In Epcot, that’s quite a hike. By the time I met up with the rest of the crew at the American Pavilion, I had already reached the stage of the day where my feet felt like they were curling into the fetal position.

Remember… EPCOT means:
Every Person Comes Out Tired


My dogs were barking, for sure.

I bet that line has shown up in a number of films and television… but I can’t place it specifically.






We met up outside the American Pavilion and then went inside, where we were treated to a Voices of Liberty performance. If you haven’t heard this group, they really have wonderful voices. They did a gorgeous version of Shenandoah, followed by When Johnny Comes Marching Home.


A good reason to spend a little time in this pavilion
(if you have it to spend)

The live music scattered all over “The World” is one of the things I like best about spending time at WDW.


We also noticed that they make funny faces when they sing. But it would be juvenile to point that out, so I won’t bother.

Excellent use of discretion there :rotfl2:



We made a quick stop in the gift shop, where Scotty had to fight off a sudden invasion of Redcoats.

Rouge elements of the Sixth Tie-Dye Coastal Dragoon Regiment by the looks of em’.


Hey! Point that thing somewhere else!
Didn’t Han solo utter that line somewhere in one of the “good” Star Wars films? Like maybe: “Return of the Jedi”?



Never mind… Andy already thought the same thing.


While taking this picture, we suddenly realized: we hadn’t ridden Spaceship Earth yet! So we headed for the front of the park. At this point, we'd crossed the longest theme park at Disney World twice.

All part of their cunning plan



learning all the new ways to phone home

A reference to ET The Ext… awwwwwww, nevermind…
got beat to that one too. Actually I got beat to all of them this time around.

C'est la vie.


Past readers will remember that we’ve met Chip and Dale over the years in various get-ups:

::yes::


But here they were simply, as Scotty famously puts it, Naked Chip & Dale.

I love that observation :thumbsup2 :lmao:


We were getting close to our dinner reservation time now, but there was one more stop to make: the very best part of the Imagination Pavilion. No, it’s not the Ironically Least Imaginative Ride in Disney World. Besides, that had a 5-minute wait, so there was no way we were getting in that line.

Agreed…

No, it’s not the Michael Jackson Movie Without A Plot.

Good Lord No!!!!!


It’s the jumping fountains, of course!

Yep!
That and the backwards waterfall are really all you need to see there.



Nice update.
I love that park…



I miss that park…



I want to go back!!!!! :sad:
 
This was hard, but without cheating I got:

ET Phone home

Gladiator AT my signal unleash hell

Fun update. Great pictures, especially Morocco.

I remember that Scotty said something REALLY funny, but I was concentrating on the movie quotes too much to remember it. I've got to go back and find that.

I love those fountains. They are so awesome and so hard to get a good picture of.

Yeah for Spaceship Earth. A definite favorite.

Boo to the tour groups.
 
As a Brazilian myself I was on the verge of taking offense on your "brazillions" reference but then I decided not to.

Nice report ;)

Q
 
Great update!

How is it that, at Epcot, you always want to be somewhere that is on the complete other side of the park all the time? We are always going back and forth there.

My oldest would have gone on the Mexico ride 50 times a trip when she was younger...even before Donald. She just really liked the volcano. Luckily she's grown out of it.

I absolutely love Voices of Liberty! We had to miss them on our last trip because we'd always hit that portion of World Showcase right as our 3-year-old was getting cranky....and you don't mess with a cranky 3-year-old. :scared1:

Morocco is one of my favorite pavillions to just wander in. Every time we've been there, it seems like nobody is back in the shops or walkways.

So, since I'm sure I missed out on all of the movie quotes, I'm going to say that you are keeping the theme of the lies going with a Disney geography-ish lie because Animal Kingdom is the largest park.
 
Another great chapter Captain! That sure is a big park to criss-cross a couple of times. Why the heck did they have to put that big lake in the middle? :confused3

And thanks for the shout-out! :)
 
As a Brazilian myself I was on the verge of taking offense on your "brazillions" reference but then I decided not to.

Nice report ;)

Q

I certainly did not intend any offense...and I hope you can tell from the tone of the TR that it's all meant to be in good fun. :)
 
it was siesta time. Don’t believe me? Ask these guys
And you call your kids playing in the jumping water all day a waste of $85...:lmao:

I actually hadn’t been on this ride since they’d added Donald Duck and the other Caballeros to it.
Really??? There's never a wait, it is relaxing and there's AC. What's your excuse? :confused3

Once again, we lucked out with barely any line and were able to climb right into a boat.
I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't think I've ever seen this line more than half a boat deep. :rotfl2:

The ride itself was fine. To be honest, I don’t remember a whole lot of detail, and I may or may not have closed my eyes. I think I was just grateful to sit in air conditioning for a while. I do like the atmosphere inside the pyramid, though. And floating past the volcano and pyramid-inside-the-pyramid is cool.
:thumbsup2 That's a great way to enjoy that ride. The videos of the characters are kind of lame, but it is a great way to get off your feet and relax. I just love the ambiance of the Mexican pavillion and the pyramid and volcano. Word is you can actually take drinks from Cava del Tequila on that ride. I didn't try it last time because DW was pregnant, but sounds like a good idea to me!

so we decided to head back to America from Mexico. We were prepared to have to climb walls or razor-wire fences, or even crawl through dimly-lit tunnels, but instead all we had to do was walk on the sidewalk.
:rotfl2::rotfl::lmao::rotfl2::rotfl::lmao:

So if the drawbridge where they bring in the Illuminations barges was raised, does that mean you'd have swam for it?

Most of you will realize about now that we’d basically walked the entire park, and I was now heading halfway to the front and then all the way to the back again on my FastPass run.
Maybe you should join Tim and Barry in the half marathon? :confused3 :rotfl::rotfl2::lmao:

We also noticed that they make funny faces when they sing. But it would be juvenile to point that out, so I won’t bother.
You do realize what kind of audience you're writing this for, right? :rotfl2:

Concentrate on this picture, and then let me know if I succeeded in getting the song stuck in your head. You’re welcome.
Sorry, I've still got the mariachi band from It's a Small Mexico going on in my head. But it still isn't as bad as that song from It's a Small World. You know that one, don't you? :thumbsup2

This one reminds me of Glenn's infamous picture at this fountain.
I still think the last lie went a little bit deeper and a tribute to Glenn's picture took place somewhere in Italy...

I went for the “town drunk”.
You should have said Otis Campbell to set up the Andy Griffith Show reference. :rolleyes1 :rotfl2:

Sarah and I headed for Mission: Space and saw a disturbing sight when we reached the FastPass Return line: hordes of light blue Tia Eliane t-shirts. The Brazillions were back!
I'm not sure what is more scary here. The fact that you ran into a Brazilian Tour Group, or the fact that you took the time to note the name of the tour group and look up their website. :rotfl2::lmao::rotfl:

And apparently they all had FastPasses.
Either that or they were just trying to catch up to the rest of their group who was already waiting in the FP line.

after our dumb pilot flew us into a meteor shower, of course.
Was the pilot's name Mark?

Chip found Sarah’s hair braid and decided it looked good as a snack.
I thought it looked like he was flossing with it.

Yes, it would be a waste of $85 apiece, but they’d still be happy.
I guess it wouldn't really be a waste then, would it?

Coming Up Next: We try out a new dinner spot!
Does the place serve burgers?
 
As a Brazilian myself I was on the verge of taking offense on your "brazillions" reference but then I decided not to.

Nice report ;)

Q

A Brazilian in Canada... na, to easy!

We rode the ride in Mexico when we were there last week. It was Really fun until the last 45 minutes. :crazy2:
 
Making our way back around the lagoon, we found a Photopass photographer who was more than happy to take our picture in front of the Big Golf Ball. Here you can get a good look at the t-shirts Julie had made for us.

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I'm so happy they turned out so well!



I'm getting too old for this.

Wuss.



Meanwhile, Julie and the boys found Nemo. Dave took this picture—didn’t he do a good job?

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Yay, Dave!




Love this picture!



Coming Up Next: We try out a new dinner spot! And then, an incredible amount of work for incredibly mediocre pictures.

:) about dinner! :furious: about pictures. (They were ALMOST good!)




That many dreams within dreams is too unstable!

Inception!! I get bonus bonus points! A quote within a quote!



Did any of them include a dumbphone?

Uh, yeah.....we have an app for that.
 
Yeah I finally got a lie. Not only am I the mother of 3 but I know where almost every bathroom is in the parks. Nice to know that knowledge has paid off.

I really enjoyed this chapter. The pictures were fabulous. Loved the World Showcase pictures and the photo pass picture of the family behind the ball.

Chip and Dale are my youngest favorite characters. The first time we took her she was 3 and would have nothing to do with the characters until Chip and Dale broke through her reluctance at Chef Mickeys. We always have the most fun visiting with them.

I have to admit I have no idea on the lie right now. I'll have to think on it for a bit.
 
I certainly did not intend any offense...and I hope you can tell from the tone of the TR that it's all meant to be in good fun. :)

No offense taken. I was once part of a big teenage group visiting Disney myself. It is a rite of passage in Brazil. Trust me when I tell you most of us are completely oblivious to the disturbance we cause.

I live in Canada now and my husband always jokes that whenever I feel homesick all he really needs to do is bring me to Disney. Whereelse outside Brazil can we bump into obnoxious Brazilians at every corner? :lmao:

Anyways, still enjoying your trip report. Cannot wait to read more.

Q
 















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