Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[UtahMama]

Pumba, that probably depends on how you define a "red hot". In alot of areas it just means a hot dog with a natural casing. In some areas it means a pickled sausage. Some are just hot dogs with a red casing:

Great Post for your 1 grand, Joe!!!!!


WooooooHooooooty for YOU!!!!!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Courtesy of my DD:
Reminds me of women begging DH's to go to Disney, but with a surprise ending....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER5QNM2vJ-c

There seems to be several of these, but I haven't checked them out yet.

 

[Kay7979]

WOOO HOOOTY TO JOE !

1000 POSTS! HURRAY!

 

[Kay7979]

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Nab, I think I was the first of the shopping -gene lacking roasting twins, by about 3 years Poor MOM, must have been a terrible delivery!

Sorry you have been , feel better soon!

Three years, ah um, I guess that would be a rough labor!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

WOO HOOOOOOTY, JOE!!!!!

Courtesy of my DD:
Reminds me of women begging DH's to go to Disney, but with a surprise ending....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER5QNM2vJ-c

There seems to be several of these, but I haven't checked them out yet.

Was it just me, or was that video a bit strange?!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

WOOO HOOOTY TO JOE !

1000 POSTS! HURRAY!

Wonder if he will wll thank all the people that made this possible.

 

[NAB]

I have been watching 20/20 they just did a story on designer hand bags. It made me think of Pongo. Wonder if she is dug out yet? That was a lot of snow.

Some of those bags went for $16,000. I don't even carry a purse. I stopped when I had the kids. Usually had my wallet in the diaper bag. Now I usually just carry my cards in my pocket. Or in a change purse on the end of my keychain if I need more.

 

[Kay7979]

Wonder if he will wll thank all the people that made this possible.

You made a funny! See, we ARE twins

 

[celerystalker]

pumba - the red hot dogs always scared me. for some reason I thought they were more processed than the others. Pertty stupid, eh?
I like my hot dogs grilled or microwaved.
It makes them kind of crispy like they were grilled.
No hot dogs for me though!

Joe - woo hooty!! Fresh and fruity with the red dogs!!!

utah - thanks for thinking of me! I would tell you to eat something yummy for me, but we don't want to mess up your 15 pound banner! Way to go!

Someone not on WISH - eat something yummy for me!

Nab - sorry you're sick. thanks for thinking of me.

Backstage - still mending pretty well.


So. How am I doing?
I've been fighting with Tammy for the past hour or so.
I'm one of those people that likes for you to admit when you're wrong with out lame excuses and promise to do better so we can move on.
She only spent one day with me this week and worked the rest of the time. After she was out three days last week because she was "sick" - she threw up one time and had to go to the doctor.
Anyway, I just wanted her to admit she should have been there for me, but she kept coming up with excuses.
I always do this. When I stand up for myself, I feel like the bad guy because I hurt her feelings.

Besides that, it hurts when I drink. Oh well!
Soon I'll be "plickity plack," as my friend Ben says, so it won't matter.
I think it means smoking hot like utahmama.

 

[jw50]

Wonder if he will wll thank all the people that made this possible.

Would that be thank or blame Marita?

 

[celerystalker]

Charliieee!
Charlieee!
I'm gonna have frickin (NOF) nightmares about stupid Charllliieee!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Charliieee!
Charlieee!
I'm gonna have frickin (NOF) nightmares about stupid Charllliieee!

Me too!

Just wanted to say also, Celery, that some people don't deal well with their significant others hurting/having surgery. Avoidance may have been Tammy's way of dealing, but she may feel a little guilty about it. That's always a hard thing to admit . . . most of us need some "soak time" before we can say we're sorry.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Would that be thank or blame Marita?

Thank, Joe, you know you love us all! Here, I will help you out:

To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before


You are welcome!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

NEWSFLASH FROM CENTRAL FLORIDA!

The ice cold weather could last for several hours!!!

Those from north of The Villages, please ignore....

 

[NAB]

Moo you are so right about that.... everyone deals with things differently.

Well I must go to bed. Can't believe I am tired when I slept most of the day.

Have to be better , Hannah has a birthday party to get to and Hubby is back to work.

Night all......

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Night Nab, hope you feel better!

 

[WheatThins]

OK, where's Wheat Thins????

a. working
b. snow golfing
c. Texas Hold'em playing
d. eating cake
e. napping
f. playing Keeno
g. pretending to a. dreaming of b. (omit snow)

z. taking Cliff to a baseball card show.

What a riot. He loved it. I loved it. We spent 4 hours agonizing over which cards to buy. We talked to each and every "vendor". We haggled over price. We haggled over condition of the cards. We talked Cardinal baseball and politics. In the end we spent $75 on a trophy/plaque football card holder of Issac Bruce, a complete set of 1990 football cards. 84 individual cards of a variety of players, (mostly Rams) and Rams baseball cap. We capped the night off with a hamburger and a shake at Jack in the Box. Although I only spent $75, I would gladly spend $1075 to have that much fun with him again.

Windy, at the time you were posting your question I was probably trying to find a municipal court. Court started at 8 am. I arrived at 7:30 and knew it was held in one of two building located about a block from each other. Since I am on a diet (thank you Jill) I initially refrained from buying donuts at the local bakery located directly across from the court. Then I remembered that I could buy a dozen and bring them in for the secretaries/paralegals in our office. But, of course, who could they eat a dozen. So, while I was waiting and trying to figure out which building court would be held in I ate two, ok three, of them. They were hot glazed donuts with extar icing. Yummm.

Anyhow, I saw a secretary/clerk pull up next to me. I rolled down my window and asked where court would be held. She told me it was at the building located a block away. Then, she did it. She smiled. Now this was a very attractive looking secretary/clerk. I KNEW what that smile meant. It confirmed exactly what I had been thinking for a LONG time now. It confirmed that my wife is a lucky woman to have a catch like me. It meant I could tell her to take her DIET and shove it. Then, sadly, I looked in the mirror. I then realized what THE SMILE really meant. It meant that I should have taken one of those napkins and wiped the glaze from the glazed donuts off of my face before I rolled the window down to talk to her. I think I will stick to the friggin wheat thins from now on.

Wheat Thins

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Windy, at the time you were posting your question I was probably trying to find a municipal court. Court started at 8 am. I arrived at 7:30 and knew it was held in one of two building located about a block from each other. Since I am on a diet (thank you Jill) I initially refrained from buying donuts at the local bakery located directly across from the court. Then I remembered that I could buy a dozen and bring them in for the secretaries/paralegals in our office. But, of course, who could they eat a dozen. So, while I was waiting and trying to figure out which building court would be held in I ate two, ok three, of them. They were hot glazed donuts with extar icing. Yummm.

Anyhow, I saw a secretary/clerk pull up next to me. I rolled down my window and asked where court would be held. She told me it was at the building located a block away. Then, she did it. She smiled. Now this was a very attractive looking secretary/clerk. I KNEW what that smile meant. It confirmed exactly what I had been thinking for a LONG time now. It confirmed that my wife is a lucky woman to have a catch like me. It meant I could tell her to take her DIET and shove it. Then, sadly, I looked in the mirror. I then realized what THE SMILE really meant. It meant that I should have taken one of those napkins and wiped the glaze from the glazed donuts off of my face before I rolled the window down to talk to her. I think I will stick to the friggin wheat thins from now on.

Wheat Thins

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Charlieeee who??? what did I miss?

Celery, you might find some comfort in Uma's peeps thread. Take a look around, lots of nice people and very supportive. I am not on a diet, but I like to read it just because everyone is so nice and supportive of each other, it's kind of uplifting just reading it.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Marita, Charlie is the name of the male unicorn in that video that you posted and the other two unicorns keep saying his name over and over!!!

Didn't you watch it?