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Last edited by WheatThins : Today at 09:49 AM. Reason: I am though. One of my clients is in jail after breaching the terms of his probation.

Use the "he got framed" defense. Or better yet the "I didn't understand that the rules actually applied to ME. Now I know. Thanks so much." one. I hear that alot too.
 
Use the "he got framed" defense. Or better yet the "I didn't understand that the rules actually applied to ME. Now I know. Thanks so much." one. I hear that alot too.

Reason: Huh? WT has a girlish figure?


:lmao: :lmao:
 
You wear sox with crox?

Wheat Thins
Only last vacation when it was VERY humid and hot. If not, they're too slickery. Around Utah, were we dont believe in humidity, I never ever where socks with crox. It just rhymed. Alot of words rhyme with Crox and socks and rock. You should write a poem.
 
Wheat Thins and Son.

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Wheat Thins I thought that was B :rotfl2:

Girly figure indeed , must be from eating all those Wheat Thins instead of Ritz.
 
WT: Are you trying to make me feel bad that you've posted your cute little mug and I do not have the capabilities to do so?

By the time I get a digital camera, I'm not going to ever want to post my pic. The pressure to look purty will be too great.:laughing:
 
Wheat Thins and Son.

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OMGosh, you are a hunky golfer too.! The other golfers look like those angels:angel: and devils :cool2: that pop up over our shoulders to guide us at inopportune times! Or maybe Jiminy Cricket. He's handy to have.


Cute kid!
 
OMGosh, you are a hunky golfer! Have I ever told you that????The other golfers look like those angels:angel: and devils :cool2: that pop up over our shoulders to guide us at inopportune times!


Cute kid!

Hmmm. Do it. Guess which golfer said that.

Wheat Thins
 
sounds like a CRAZY day, Pumba.:hug:


gotta run, Cinderella duties await.
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WT - That's why Ritz are so much better than WT. That's like comparing rice cakes with choc. chip cookies. ;)

Well the doctor said I have IBS or problems with my gall bladder.
 
WT: Are you trying to make me feel bad that you've posted your cute little mug and I do not have the capabilities to do so?
Come on BabyNurse-posting cute little mugs is easy.... here is mine:

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Mommy P-- you find out what it is. My mom is having trouble with her gallbladder and she said it is very painfully. She goes for a test on Friday to see if they have to operate. Doctor said it is triggered by certain foods, she can't have any meat or coffee until Friday. Crackers, applesauce and bananas is her diet this week.

Love the mug Twinkie....
 
wow, i work a lil' over time...and the site moves on down the road, :coffee:

* iam wiped out!....i am getting to old doing these double tours, back
to back! :scared:

new people? new , eh?..but not shy and bossy....well, let me introduce
you to w.t., ....oh, i see your already have ..and resorting to "playing
around "..whooooa lil'doggie, this will become an epic..maybe a series
made for tv? ....sooooo plastering your lil' pic...keeping thin? ....ha! you
definitely would have my wife's :magnify: attentions...psssst- my dear
sweet mother, used to warned me about stalker girls...:jumping2: , i
waited my all life...,

you don't have a sis in the space shuttle program, by chance :rolleyes1


where's my manners...so sorry...must come from watching poc, late
at night...pirate: . unfortunaely for me, isorta in he cdr. norrington type..
all dirty in mind...too. sorry, really!

:grouphug: :welcome: , even though parking is "tight". :wizard:
* did any of your friends, mentioned there sorta old guy running a
lil wild around here..he went in that direction...:upsidedow

:thumbsup2 W.t's pic! sooooo that's why all the lassies here drooling all
over the place when i came back on..:smokin: [woo hooty!, i thought it
was me taking a nap- slap happy, iam :rotfl2: ]. it's a good thing you
have your son in the pic....or all the ladies would be "cuting & pasting"
your "mug" shot, all over their signatures *and their dreams! [ it was'nt
loss ..all the swooning [ too much sweet tooting for me..{ok, i admmit
..me jealous] "going on"...would not be the bit surprise that utah m.
has it on her "mug" already...;) as we already know, she a lady of many
talents! ok..i'll admitt it, i never get tired of her :hug: s, makes
my days...:teeth:



nabby g. ..your family and esp you..are beyond too cute!!!! thanks,
thanks for sharing!!! getting back to normal!


w.t...dr. phil could take lessons from you! that's a great moment in time,
that your son- will always hold onto! oh my, ...are you noticing how proud
he is? :cool2: & :smooth: !

ok, utah m.-- lust not go over bosting, lil'darling...remember i do have green
eyes?


* however, wt...something that my lil'miss cutie pie ....would do :rolleyes1
cutting the cover out of golf digress...oh, she a sly one, ms grinchie!
:scared1:


*** star, wondering what you're looking like...he,he,
twinkle...:) ..that's the coolest car game i ever heard..and believe me ,
coming a family of 12, i seen alot of them!..{ tell your kiddies..one of
our favorites was "making" a hole under the floor mat..and dragging
different toys....to either make "sparkles" or noises..to see how quick
we would :drive: our parents nuts!


"baby pumbas..too cute!!! wish i could've seen them..& pumba gal, again
you add your special touches..;) your so sneaky and :hippie: ! where's
thum ruggie rats today?

m. poppins..i sure hope it isn't all bladder trouble...we had a medical
emergency just after having our second child..it was very scary. sooo
don't you mess around!..your too precious and your boys need you!
:goodvibes

hey! wt ? did you noticed how "full" utah m.'s mug was. ...., i am worry
about her ...drinking problems..esp. if she mixing milk in her pepsi 's
products...we better keep an eye on her?
 
Come on BabyNurse-posting cute little mugs is easy.... here is mine:

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Ok Twinkie if you can do it, I'll do it too. WT knows I'm cowgirl and do a little roping and a lot of riding. Anyway here's my pic:
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tee hee


Nice to meet you Lil Grumpy. Thanks for the warm welcome, I think.
 
.......forgot a few things....what can i say? go wothout sleep a
couple of days and this guy : :happytv: begins to make sense.

baby nurse..so you're a gal who like to get her hands a lil dirty...
me likum that approach//just :hug: ...already evident, bold and not
afraid to go after things..4 kiddies??..you and m.poppins not only
have alot in commom...*will be goodie freinds, eh...so cute..
noticed all close in ages...4x=$$$$-..oh but the joys are pricless, as
you already know..based on your :earboy2: pixiedust: personality,
mixed in with a lil :Pinkbounc ::MinnieMo and all kind of :tink: 's
touches including...her lil'miss attitude..so i am guessing if i asked
your husband, he tell...my wife "is" a good girl..most of the tyme?



sorry again for my rudnes...me> plain and simple, & trying to age
with dignity...married to a lil'miss cutie pie, who could give lil
snow white a princess: effort for her kingdom...! however, she
only peeps in, unless she hiding behind someone else cover???



pumba..you go girl!!! yes! :rainbow: that's a great test to scored
on!,..now are we going to see you in your high school's cheerleading
outfit? :cheer2:



well all i got to say about that cute baby nurse's "idol-ing pic"...
i was impressed beyond words....:rolleyes1 ,hmmm--doogie!!
what wrong with every body???? i course, if i was singled-minded,
partying out...& :drinking1 ,( rum & coke), i could see me taking
her home....:love: :smokin: , just try not bumping into good old
mom and pops...i guess..i always have that male weakness for
red lip stick. oh,no..no sleep making me spills my guts out all
over the place..sorry me!

* baby nursing, cute, cute "holding" baby pic :thumbsup2 , looks
just like 'um! proud daddy , huh?..you guys have a big farm? lots
of cows..me likum cows..esp. those new minature ones!! welcome,
really, hope you lukem here! :yay:
 















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