Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[jw50]

WTH was that nails on the chalkboard sound?????????

I was trying to nap

Blame Donna, not me Grammy

 

[firstmickey]

WTH was that nails on the chalkboard sound?????????

I was trying to nap

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Isaac, I'll have one of those Kokomo concoctions now please!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Isaac, I'll have one of those Kokomo concoctions now please!

 

[NAB]

Be careful or people will think you are husband and wife again Donna.

Thanks you Joe. Actually knew the song in the first few words.

I will have to try the Cove out. At least go in.


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[firstmickey]

My 9 year old has one of those NOW Cd's ...22 I think. And it has this song "Temperature" on it. He likes to play it real loud and dance around...lol. I said..>Kev, you cant even figure it what they are saying on there ...he said...that's why it's so great...it doesnt matter what you sing!

since we are doing songs here..I went to find the lyrics...and I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S SAYING!!!!!!! but I think that's a good thing!


The gal dem Schillaci...Sean da Paul
So me give it to...so me give to...so me give it to...to all girls
Five million and forty naughty shorty...
Baby girl...baby girl...Sean da Paul sey...

[Chorus:]
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

[Verse1:]
Make I see the gal them bruk out pon the floor from you don't want no worthless performer
From you don't want no man wey can't turn you on gal make I see your hand them up on ya..
Can't tan pon it long.....naw eat no yam...no steam fish....nor no green banana
But down in Jamaica we give it to you hot like a sauna..

[Chorus:]

[Verse 2:]
Bumper exposed and gal you got your chest out but you no wasters cause gal you impress out...
And if you des out a me you fi test out,Cause I got the remedy to make you de-stress out....
Me haffi flaunt it because me God Bless out...And girl if you want it you haffi confess out...
A no lie weh we need set speed a fi test the mattress out..

[Chorus:]

[Verse 3:]
Gal don't say me crazy now, this Strangelove it a no Bridgette and Flava show..
Time fi a make baby now so stop gwaan like you a act shady yo...
Woman don't play me know, cause a no Fred Sanford nor Grady yo....
My lovin' is the way to go...my lovin' is the way to go.....

[Chorus:]

[Verse 4:]
When you roll with a player like me...with a bredda like me girl there is no other
No need to talk it right here just park it right here keep it undercover
From me love how you fit inna you blouse and you fat inna you jeans and mi waan discover..
Everything out you baby girl can you hear when me utter...

[Chorus (repeat)]

 

[Grammyof2]

Donna - that says

Yeah baby got back
Want some of dat

Wanta be yourbabysdaddy
Payno support
Cause me no workie
Justplaythefieldy
Go on Maury
Takedatesty
faillikehighschool

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Donna, I think not knowing IS a good thing

 

[firstmickey]

Donna - that says

Yeah baby got back
Want some of dat

Wanta be yourbabysdaddy
Payno support
Cause me no workie
Justplaythefieldy
Go on Maury
Takedatesty
faillikehighschool

Gram...I've missed you.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Donna - that says

Yeah baby got back
Want some of dat

Wanta be yourbabysdaddy
Payno support
Cause me no workie
Justplaythefieldy
Go on Maury
Takedatesty
faillikehighschool

PROOF POSITIVE GRAMMY IS MENSA!!!!!!

 

[NAB]

I think Grammy knows that song too

she explained it so well....

 

[HaleyB]

Donna - that says

Yeah baby got back
Want some of dat

Wanta be yourbabysdaddy
Payno support
Cause me no workie
Justplaythefieldy
Go on Maury
Takedatesty
faillikehighschool

You missed a line... sisterbabydaddydad

 

[Backstage_Gal]

You missed a line... sisterbabydaddydad

and where is "mybabymomma?"

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Whoa! I'd have to agree that not knowing what those lyrics mean is a good thing, Donna.

At least when I can't understand what Josh Groban is singing it is because it is in Italian!!!!!!!!!

 

[firstmickey]

 

[HaleyB]

Joe! You have ben holding out on us. That was a great song!

Now here's a classic

(Wonder Mike)
I said a hip, a hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Now what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
Ya see: I am Wonder Mike and I like to say hello
To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
Let's rock, you don't stop
Rock the rhythm that will make your body rock
Well, so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along
And next on the mike is my man Hank:
Come on, Hank, sing that song

(Performed by Big Bank Hank but written by Grandmaster Caz)
Check it out, I'm the C-A-S, an' the O-V-A
And the rest is F-L-Y
Ya see: I go by the code of the doctor of the mix
And these reasons I'll tell ya why
Ya see: I'm six foot one and I'm tons of fun
And I dress to a T
Ya see: I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
That definitely ain't the wack
I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunroof Cadillac
So after school, I take a dip in the pool
Which is really on the wall
I got a color TV, so I can see
The Knicks play basketball
Hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
More money than a sucker could ever spend
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
Not a dime til I made it again
Ya go: Hotel, Motel, whatcha gonna do today? (say what?)
Ya say: I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spankin,
Drive off in a def O.J.
Everybody go: Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
Say: If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend
Master Gee, am I mellow?
It's on you so what you gonna do?

....take it...

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Marita - You just need to click on "Go Advanced" when you edit in order for the smilies to show up.

I was just able to add one.

 

[Grammyof2]

You ever go over your friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good


somethin somethin

and the chicken tastes like wood

 

[firstmickey]

Marita - You just need to click on "Go Advanced" when you edit in order for the smilies to show up.

I was just able to add one.

THANK YOU!!!!! I didnt know that!


and Haley...yeah...that's a classic!



it works Moo!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

You ever go over your friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good


somethin somethin

and the chicken tastes like wood

Grammy, come over to the clubhouse, I'm sure someone can fix you up with some good food (I think I heard Donna had a kitchen here).

Plus you already have a cappucino machine here.