Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[babynurse1]

Strangely enough I believe that you HAVE timed how long it takes you to process that 44 oz. My wife likes to sleep, drink and pee during our 17 hours of H E double toothpicks trip to Disney. My favorite is when we have to stop for a bathroom break and then she buys a 20 oz. diet Dr. Pepper. Priceless.

Wheat Thins

 

[UtahMama]

Strangely enough I believe that you HAVE timed how long it takes you to process that 44 oz. My wife likes to sleep, drink and pee during our 17 hours of H E double toothpicks trip to Disney. My favorite is when we have to stop for a bathroom break and then she buys a 20 oz. diet Dr. Pepper. Priceless.

Wheat Thins

I dont get the problem. A girl's gotta drink!
My DH will say: "There's a REST STOP as we speed past..." (Him driving)
So I say, did you just DARE me to pee on the leather? I totally would. THAT was when we were newly married, though. By now he knows there is nothing I wont do.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Gotta go do mommy stuff.
I'll be back with the rules to PNDQ.

You will like!

 

[WheatThins]

Babynurse is cool. Please say hi to her. Even if she is a stalker and wants to do this to Wheat Thins.

Wheat Thins

 

[WheatThins]

Crap. Now I gotta go to night court then out to dinner with family. Cya real soon.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Babynurse is cool. Please say hi to her. Even if she is a stalker and wants to do this to Wheat Thins.

Wheat Thins

Why thank you!! slips a twenty spot into Wheat's pocket


Stalker? Me?!?! Never

 

[WheatThins]

Why thank you!! slips a twenty spot into Wheat's pocket


Stalker? Me?!?! Never

Careful where you are puttin that $20. Ha.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Careful where you are puttin that $20. Ha.

Wheat Thins

Oh excuse me....

 

[UtahMama]

Wait, did I stumble into the secret naughty room?
Geeez, WHAT do I say???? Uh, er, "What are you wearing?"
"Me? uhhhhhhh, yoga outfit, socks, raggity slippers"
(and a baby on each hip....)

 

[babynurse1]

Wait, did I stumble into the secret naughty room?
Geeez, WHAT do I say???? Uh, er, "What are you wearing?"
"Me? uhhhhhhh, yoga outfit, socks, raggity slippers"
(and a baby on each hip....)

Hello, I don't know you. Normally, I am not so offensive. I think WheatThins rubbed off on me.

I'm going to the naughty mat now.

also, I hear cries of small children in the other room. Something about supper....

p.s. Do I get points if I say I know Toot Sweet??

 

[UtahMama]

uh oh! I did it again. I sounded like I was being mean.

NOPE. I like your humor! You are a funny girl.Not at all offensive! I LOVE TootSweet.
I shoulda put in a winkie smilie so you'd know I was kidding. No naughty mat. Can you come feed my kids too?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Dang guys, do you realize that I am like 100 pages behind?

Seriously.

I can't catch up from this.

At all

So someone will have to fill me in on what is new

 

[NAB]

Pongo where have you been.... Have they been working you to hard.

Welcome babynurse1

Twinkie I am not writing a trippie this time so there....But you are because you are very good at it and have a lot of fans waiting too. Get to it.

UMA will your car really stay clean for the next 16 days The car is like my house. I clean it up and sit down and turn my head and it is a mess again.

My DS seems to be better tonight. I think he just needed a full day of sleep except now how is he going to sleep tonight. They have Winter Carnival tomorrow, hope it warms up.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Twinkie:

got any moving advice?

This is for selling your house. Do you ever watch "Sell this House"? I think its on Bravo, maybe A&E, and I thinks there is also a "Move this House" show somewhere. All about getting your house show ready to sell for very low cost.
I must say, I am not too fond of using sheets as drapes or tableclothes, but other than that, it has some very good pointers.


Hi BabyNurse1, welcome. Your name looks very familiar, I might have read some trip reports???

PONGO, where have you been? How are you? Miss you!

 

[celerystalker]

yo! Babynurse!
I'm the only stalker around here!
Ha. Just kidding I'm never around.
Hi all!
I'm getting gastric bypass on Monday.
WOOO!

 

[UtahMama]

Celery! You look skinnier already! Good for you!

What is your farewell meal going to be?

What kind of GBP are you getting?

 

[Backstage_Gal]

PSA, for American Idol watchers:

My TV guide says tonight is best auditions show. I don't know if that is best singers, or best of the worst, or a mix of both. Just thought I'd mention it.

 

[Kay7979]

Hello to babynurse1!

Hi, everyone else!

 

[NAB]

Hi Celery , good for you. You sound excited about it.

I forgot American Idol was on tonight. They haven't had any one yet that I can say are really good. I wish they would get to the final bunch already.

I have homework tonight. I have to write a letter back to my daughter. She wrote a letter at school after reading a story of a boy that really wants an aguana and makes a plea to his mother. So they have to make a plea for something.

Here's her letter: ( her spelling too)

Dear Mommy

I really want a Sindrela dol because it will Be my frend
I will pay for it and I'll play with it.
Can I please have a Sindrela dol?!

your adorable Hannah

I have to write back and explain why she can or can not have what she wants. Then the teacher wrote no pressure.....

 

[pumba]

hey guys....

I made chinese pie for supper.....fast and furious it was....also had some warm chocolate chip cookies that I made for the rug rats after school....of course they were out of site and i had a half of a cookie.....I am good honest....tested to low and I am having a regular snack before bed.....then I remembered that I was supposed to have my blood test tomorrow...14 hour fast...then mammo and then bone density test......so wont worry about the blood test.....will do the rest and come back for that later....

my nephew is a detective in upstate NY and he had 62 inches of snow in a few days and they expect another 30 inches by morning.......I said I am glad I am freezing to death in Maine......felt bad for them........he could not get to work for two days....so the officiers and detectives that were there stayed and he got there today I believe......yuck to that much snow....
hey to the newbies....