Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[UtahMama]

1. I have done in four bucks and three does in my hunting career plus one moose..

2. We have been to Disney 24 times in the last 14 years.......cause we love it


3. I won a sharp shooting contest and blew all the men (20) away with my great shooting ability

I'll guess #1 it's probably more!

 

[lexmelinda]

1. I have done in four bucks and three does in my hunting career plus one moose..

2. We have been to Disney 24 times in the last 14 years.......cause we love it


3. I won a sharp shooting contest and blew all the men (20) away with my great shooting ability

#2.........I think you've been to Disney 25 times in the last 14 years.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Angel- I am going with number 1 for you! I am betting that you were childhood sweethearts or something.

 

[NAB]

Pumba I think #1 is a lie.

It was a toss up between #1 and #2

 

[TwinkieMama]

Pumba- I think you have been to Disney MORE than 24 times in the last 14 years... closer to 30 times.

 

[UtahMama]

Answers People!?

Time's-a-wastin'

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Pumba, I go with #1 isa lie also

 

[pumba]

okey I have four antlers on the walls behind me.......and one big moose rack.....you will have to take my word on the doe though...

I have been to Disney (really not 100 percent sure) but 24 times..

I am not a sharp shooter but I am really pretty darn good.....I hunt with men and they all think i am pretty good too.......

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Twinkie, Nab, you havent gone yet.

 

[NAB]

That's a lot of antlers Pumba and does your husband have his own on the wall too..



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[UtahMama]

Your turn Nab or Twinkie.

 

[NAB]

#1 I have a heavy foot and got at least 5 tickets.

#2 Conway Twitty sat beside me at local bar

#3 I worked in Chicken factory de-boning chicken for McDonalds.



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[Backstage_Gal]

Ok,I say #1 is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[UtahMama]

#1 I have a heavy foot and got at least 5 tickets.

#2 Conway Twitty sat beside me at local bar

#3 I worked in Chicken factory de-boning chicken for McDonalds.



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Please let it be #3, ew!

 

[pumba]

hmmmmmmmm I am hoping that she lied about the heavy foot.....cause conway twitty is someone and deboning chickens is slice swipe and wipe....or something like that..saw it once on tv.......so going with number one is a fib

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I wouldn't know Conway Twitty if he ran me over. For that matter, hardly any celebritries, save OPhra and Jay Leno and a few others.

 

[TwinkieMama]

yeah I go with number 1... NAB seems like a very careful driver.

my BS is excellent tonight

we know you mean your blood sugar but is still funny

 

[TwinkieMama]

I wouldn't know Conway Twitty if he ran me over. For that matter, hardly any celebritries, save OPhra and Jay Leno and a few others.

Right Marita. I know for a fact you have slept in the same bed as a certain celebrity.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

oh twinkie, i meant to ask you, the princess with the operation, was that the long winded one or the "I love daddy, I like cheese" one?

 

[lexmelinda]

#1 I have a heavy foot and got at least 5 tickets.

#2 Conway Twitty sat beside me at local bar

#3 I worked in Chicken factory de-boning chicken for McDonalds.

I'll take #3 also. Cause everybody knows McDonald's just grinds up the bones with the meat.