Open invite to join us for camping

[Gatordad]

we will be at the Fort 7/30-8/2. Bring your pillow and your beer.

 

[stacktester]

we will be at the Fort 7/30-8/2. Bring your pillow and your beer.

Nobody wants to camp with you. Your lights don't even work. Kinda like not paying your light bill lol. Plus the camper will be all crooked on the site.

 

[Gatordad]

very crooked.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

You need to wait to drink the beer until after you back the trailer into the site.

 

[Gatordad]

actually, you may be wrong. If I can slam down a 12 pack, it may calm my nerves.

 

[des1954]

we will be at the Fort 7/30-8/2. Bring your pillow and your beer.

I will use your grill while you vacate the site while I'm grilling. If you can't vacate the site while I'm grilling you can NOT smoke, use cologne, bug spray, have dogs withing 1,000 feet or fart while I'm using your grill. Safety cones must be provided so my child can ride the bike in endless circles on the road in front of the site. My child can not play with your child because....because....well, just because. Leave ample space for me to set up my 20 x 20 cabin tent so I can change into a bathing suit or let my child take a nap. Please provide a cornhole game.

We'll be at the fort 8/27-8/30. I'll return the favor then.

 

[Tigger0624]

We may swing by to let our kids ride their bikes as long as we can park our car at your site. But we just want use of the Fort, I dont want to stay overnight and have to worry about leaving a sleeping child in the tent or waking htem up in hte middle of the night for potty breaks.

 

[big kahuna1]

we will be at the Fort 7/30-8/2. Bring your pillow and your beer.

Is there room for my trailer?

 

[CampingChristy]

Maybe "she" will never know how much entertainment "she" has left us with to carry on for generations!!

 

[3gr8kids]

Does this "open invite" include Red Sox fans? (how 'bout if I promise not to wear anything that has their logo, and I won't mention them at all).

 

[Gatordad]

Steve,

Go ahead, my trailer may end up in a ditch

Redsox fans are allowed, just no bringing Sam Adams crappy beer.

 

[Tri-circle-D]

This is the lamest thread so far this year.

TCD

(J/K)

 

[Gatordad]

it's ok, the thread that tells the tale of what goes on that weekend will be the lamest.

pete turns 42, drives trailer into ditch, hugs redsox fans, calls poly to look for colston, the end.

 

[mrsgus06]

Nobody wants to camp with you. Your lights don't even work. Kinda like not paying your light bill lol. Plus the camper will be all crooked on the site.

very crooked.

FYI, Grandma will be there and will park your fifth wheel if need be. She is very good at stupid stuff like that. Plus, you can't tell her no if she asks to help cuz we are all scared of Grandma.

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

FYI, Grandma will be there and will park your fifth wheel if need be. She is very good at stupid stuff like that. Plus, you can't tell her no if she asks to help cuz we are all scared of Grandma.

True that

 

[des1954]

it's ok, the thread that tells the tale of what goes on that weekend will be the lamest.

pete turns 42, drives trailer into ditch, hugs redsox fans, calls poly to look for colston, the end.

I can already write the Gatordad T.R....... <ahem>

Day 1:

Arrived at FtW. Took 45 minutes backing 5'er into site. Everyone on the loop came to offer advice which served to further confuse me and make me nervous. Tom from Philly finally arrived at the site and took pity on me. He calmly talked me into the site with no further incident while everyone else pointed and laughed at me. I turned off the truck, pulled the cooler out of the trailer, popped a Miller Lite & told Christa the rest was up to her. Proceeded to get drunk.

I'll post more later with pics if I can find the USB cord....

ET Correct....Tom is NOT from Philly - he's from Pittsburgh. He has a "terrible towel" hanging from his awning. Sorry, Tom, but thanks for your help. (popping another M.L.).

 

[ntsammy5]

very crooked.

You mean crocked don't you?

 

[Gatordad]

both.....

 

[Just Beachy]

we are all scared of Grandma.

I, too, have heard this urban myth.

 

[stacktester]

I, too, have heard this urban myth.

As long as you don't act the fool or cut through her site you're good. Oh and btw it's no myth, it's fact.