i thought there was gonna be a one-liner convention Memorial day weekend in northern Ohio. I heard Towncrier was throwing a cookout in his backyard. Maybe he will let us camp back there too.
CR: I've been crowning jana and vicky as princesses of Canada. Do you want your own domain?
vicky is Princess of the Great Lakes while jana is Princess of the Far North. And we're going to lay seige to Cambridge and make war with Hes by throwing leisure suits over the castle wall.