Well, Miss Alisha. I propose that we join together in marriage. You would be my wife and be known as M'Lady (ooohhh a title though Alisha). In formal settings you would be known as Lady Stoned. What do you say we go find a Justice of the Peace? Fly off to Vegas?
thats why I said marry him in order to steal the title, if he is gorgeous I could stand the short time that it would take rob him blind of his money and title