Omegle?

My favorite thing to do lol :) And no I don't like Hannah Montana I highly dislike her lol
More people have disconnected with me after I've said that lol :)

Stranger: fitto?
You: Do you like Hannah Montana
 
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: F!
You: Do like Selena Gomez and Hannah Montana
You: I like tottally do?
You: Also are you on the Dis?
Stranger: im a guy looking for some hot pictures and cybersex if your not interested plz disconnect

OMG There are alot of creepy people on that site GROOSSS!!
 
I just had a really random covo, lol. It lasted for some time. :laughing:

Stranger: hi
You: wassup homie G
You: yoyo
Stranger: How are you doing?
You: fabulous....
You: u..
Stranger: I am doing quite fine tonight, thank you for asking.
You: im eating fish food.
You: its
You: an icecream
You: with fish in it.
You: are you a diser?
You: oh.. good.
Stranger: I bet that tastes delectable.
You: oh, its yummy
You: have you tried it?
Stranger: I have not.
You: its to.. die for.
You: just like mashed potatos and gravy
Stranger: Is it plain icecream with fish in it, or does it contain fish flavored icecream as well?
You: real fish, yum
You: just like
You: steak and icecream
You: or bananas and pb&j's
You: da best fool
Stranger: What kind of fish is included with the icecream, does your mind contain that knowledge?
You: yes, salmon, and some other kinds
Stranger: Oh it's varied?
You: of course
You: and
You: you can buy it in the market anywhere!
You: buy at a store near you, my friend
Stranger: k dawg, i aint no if u being fo real bout that, but it sounds like __
You: look for "Fish Food"
You: ice cream that is
You: its fo real man
You: i do not lie ;D
You: hey hey buddy
You: you like music?
You: are ya a diser
You: i like goat cheese, my friend is addicted to baboons
You: well.
You: was.
Stranger: Yes, I enjoy classical music, I think Bach is my favorite.
You: nice.. do ya play anything? like piano?
You: guitar?
You: ukuleles'
You: ?
Stranger: I do not play any instrument.
You: oh.. you should
You: want to know what i play?
Stranger: What might your favorite music song be?
You: Will You Be There
You: do you wanna know what i play?
Stranger: ya dawg, i aanna no wut u be planin
You: I play the Plum Flute
You: where do i live you might ask?
Stranger: _ TAHT IS DA __ DAWG
You: i live in candy land
Stranger: I live in London.
Stranger: London, Canada
You: where its all jolly and fuuuuuuuuuun.
You: nice.. I didnt know canada was in london..?
Stranger: It moved lately.
You: i see, i see.
You: oh the fish food is almost gone!
You: buy me more and then we can share!
Stranger: You might need to go to the market and get some more
You: no no
You: they ran out
You: :(
Stranger: I am sorry, I would not enjoy partaking in your eating activities, I already had my nightly tea.
You: my soul is saddened bc you wont buy any for me!
You: what do you put into that nightly tea?
Stranger: dawg, i caint afford nun of dat __, i live of off my homies and hoz
You: how did ya know dawg
You: i am a nun..
Stranger: Nothing was in my tea, just a plain warm tea, right off the stove.
You: wonderful.. do u put sugar in it?
You: i am a nun!
You: disneyland is the best place in da world duuuuuuuuuude
Stranger: Goodness no! I couldn't drink a sweetend drink before bed.
You: makes ya stay up all night ;D
Stranger: __ u crazay disneyland is disneyworlds __
You: i like all of dem.
Stranger: All, I regret to inform you that the proper word would be both, as there are only 2 Disney parks in the United States of Euroupe.
You: so what
You: i like 'em all
Stranger: hoe
You: there's a goat in my tree!!!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: GET IT OUT
You: OH YES
You: HOW.........
You: WOULD I.........
You: GET IT OUT OF THE TREE
You: ??
Stranger: hey i g2g i got pizza hut
You: YOUR SMART, YOU FIGURE IT OUT, SMARTY PANTS
You: LOL BYE
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i'm jessy
Stranger: where are you from?
You: usa
Stranger: ummmmmmmm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----
Stranger: hye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

ok this one is really long.

Stranger: hi.
You: hi....
Stranger: how are you
You: i'm spectacular
You: you?
Stranger: pretty good
You: go make me a frappucino.
Stranger: thats a big n-o
You: why not?
Stranger: cause i only have coffee
You: oh ok then......i think i might have to order Lord Voldemort to attack you
Stranger: rly who are you then?
You: i'm Dumbledore.......Voldemort works for me now
Stranger: mhmmm im sure but dumbledor died in a movie
You: omg......i came back...duhhhh
Stranger: omg nope
Stranger: harry killed you with a spork
You: no he didn't.......he killed YOU with a sporl
You: *spork
Stranger: WHAT?!?!?!?!
You: and then Ron beat you with a wet noodle
You: sorry it's the truth
Stranger: ***mit
You: you're really dead.
Stranger: IM A ZOMBIE
You: yea......don't eat my brain please
Stranger: too bad
You: AVADA KADAVRA!
You: hahahaha now you're Really dead
You: :]
Stranger: ...........
Stranger: abra cadabra
You: nooo...it's avada kadavra
You: do you not read all the books with me in it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont read
You: you should....if you don't your brain is goin to turn to mush so those Hulu aliens can suck it all out
Stranger: i hate harry potter though
You: whyyyy?
You: why do you hate my favorite Student?
You: bob
Stranger: he is GAY
You: no he's not
You: he got married to Ginny
Stranger: really
You: and had kids
Stranger: with a guy?
You: no Ginny...you git......that's a girl
Stranger: guy?
You: can you not read?
Stranger: i can read good
You: oohh....ok.
You: just making sure.
You: i spend my summers in Narnia
You: how about you?
Stranger: i spend them in las vegas
You: oh....gettin your gamble on?
Stranger: im 15
You: orly?.....or are you a low life pedophile who enjoys tracking down girls?
Stranger: im 15
You: sure you are
Stranger: im going into gr 10
Stranger: birthday december 22 1993
You: oh...i'm 120
Stranger: nope
You: yea i am
Stranger: sure
You: how do you know i'm not?
You: you have no proof
Stranger: your evil
You: not really
Stranger: yes
You: what makes you say that?
Stranger: cuz you molested bob
You: who's bob?
You: and why does his name pop up everywhere?
You: is he your brother?
Stranger: nope yours
You: really?
You: i had no idea
Stranger: ]me and your mom just made him
You: oh....that's what that noise was
Stranger: yep
You: why were you so loud?
You: was there a need for that?
Stranger: that was her screaming
You: it's taking you an awfully long time to type
Stranger: cuz im typing with one hand
Stranger: now two
You: ooohh okay....why only one hand?
Stranger: i waseating a bagle
You: oh ok....with cream cheese?
Stranger: butter toasted
You: i don't like bagels
You: english muffins are better
Stranger: no
You: yea....they're english....
Stranger: nope
You: english guys are hot....so they're mufffins taste better
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: quit argueing.........i win everything
Stranger: no
You: yes......I'm Dumbledore Braahhh
Stranger: no
You: yea.....sorry.
You: :]
Stranger: no
You: omg...quit saying no.....
Stranger: no
You: just give up already or i'm gonna have my bestest friend Gandalf beat you with his big wooden staff
Stranger: no
You: yea i have a minute left
Stranger: no
You: go suck a monkey
Stranger: no
You: are you 15?
Stranger: yes
You: WHAT NOW BRAHHHH.....I MADE YOU SAY YES
Stranger: no
You: I WIN
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: m/f
You: I LOVE MILEY CYRUS
Stranger: hey
Stranger: girl
You: I LOVE DISNEY CHANNEL
Stranger: or boy
Stranger: ***
Stranger: so
You: I'm a girl
You: duh
Stranger: wat r u doing
Stranger: sorry
You: sitting on the computer
Stranger: am asl
Stranger: me too
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u like miley
You: Yeah
Stranger: i like her a little
Stranger: kool
You: COOOOLLLL!!!!
You: I'm also like love Demi Lavota?
You: I'm like a Cheerleader at School!!
Stranger: i think it lovato lol
Stranger: kool
You: Oh yeah I'm like not a good speller lol
Stranger: lol
You: I also like saw the Lizzie McGuire movie yesterday how Ghetto is that movie
Stranger: well nice talking to you

That was kind of fun :)
I just hate when I get those people looking for cyber sex it's just gross...
 
Stranger: I would like to put food and drink in you in a romantic fashion
You: rofl whut?
 
I just had a really random covo, lol. It lasted for some time. :laughing:

Stranger: hi
You: wassup homie G
You: yoyo
Stranger: How are you doing?
You: fabulous....
You: u..
Stranger: I am doing quite fine tonight, thank you for asking.
You: im eating fish food.
You: its
You: an icecream
You: with fish in it.
You: are you a diser?
You: oh.. good.
Stranger: I bet that tastes delectable.
You: oh, its yummy
You: have you tried it?
Stranger: I have not.
You: its to.. die for.
You: just like mashed potatos and gravy
Stranger: Is it plain icecream with fish in it, or does it contain fish flavored icecream as well?
You: real fish, yum
You: just like
You: steak and icecream
You: or bananas and pb&j's
You: da best fool
Stranger: What kind of fish is included with the icecream, does your mind contain that knowledge?
You: yes, salmon, and some other kinds
Stranger: Oh it's varied?
You: of course
You: and
You: you can buy it in the market anywhere!
You: buy at a store near you, my friend
Stranger: k dawg, i aint no if u being fo real bout that, but it sounds like __
You: look for "Fish Food"
You: ice cream that is
You: its fo real man
You: i do not lie ;D
You: hey hey buddy
You: you like music?
You: are ya a diser
You: i like goat cheese, my friend is addicted to baboons
You: well.
You: was.
Stranger: Yes, I enjoy classical music, I think Bach is my favorite.
You: nice.. do ya play anything? like piano?
You: guitar?
You: ukuleles'
You: ?
Stranger: I do not play any instrument.
You: oh.. you should
You: want to know what i play?
Stranger: What might your favorite music song be?
You: Will You Be There
You: do you wanna know what i play?
Stranger: ya dawg, i aanna no wut u be planin
You: I play the Plum Flute
You: where do i live you might ask?
Stranger: _ TAHT IS DA __ DAWG
You: i live in candy land
Stranger: I live in London.
Stranger: London, Canada
You: where its all jolly and fuuuuuuuuuun.
You: nice.. I didnt know canada was in london..?
Stranger: It moved lately.
You: i see, i see.
You: oh the fish food is almost gone!
You: buy me more and then we can share!
Stranger: You might need to go to the market and get some more
You: no no
You: they ran out
You: :(
Stranger: I am sorry, I would not enjoy partaking in your eating activities, I already had my nightly tea.
You: my soul is saddened bc you wont buy any for me!
You: what do you put into that nightly tea?
Stranger: dawg, i caint afford nun of dat __, i live of off my homies and hoz
You: how did ya know dawg
You: i am a nun..
Stranger: Nothing was in my tea, just a plain warm tea, right off the stove.
You: wonderful.. do u put sugar in it?
You: i am a nun!
You: disneyland is the best place in da world duuuuuuuuuude
Stranger: Goodness no! I couldn't drink a sweetend drink before bed.
You: makes ya stay up all night ;D
Stranger: __ u crazay disneyland is disneyworlds __
You: i like all of dem.
Stranger: All, I regret to inform you that the proper word would be both, as there are only 2 Disney parks in the United States of Euroupe.
You: so what
You: i like 'em all
Stranger: hoe
You: there's a goat in my tree!!!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: GET IT OUT
You: OH YES
You: HOW.........
You: WOULD I.........
You: GET IT OUT OF THE TREE
You: ??
Stranger: hey i g2g i got pizza hut
You: YOUR SMART, YOU FIGURE IT OUT, SMARTY PANTS
You: LOL BYE

*continued, WITH THE SAME PERSON* LOL

You: no
You: DONT LEAVE ME ALL ALONE
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: im back
You: where is my piece of pizza!
Stranger: sorry, i didnt eat dinner, and its midnight, im eating the whole thing
You: dang you much be FAT
Stranger: no
Stranger: unless 115 lb is fat?
You: how many times do ya eat pizza out?
Stranger: i eat pizza alot
You: thats ...bad.
You: im 500,000 pounds.
You: my aunt miss piggy is the fatest from our family
Stranger: im suprised you waited for me
You: cause she's a pig
You: i'll wait for you forever <3
Stranger: ok brb, gunna go to college, get a good job, start a career, and make over 100000 a year real quick
You: LOL
You: ok <3
Stranger: back
Stranger: want some free money?
You: yes!
You: thatd be grr-ate!
Stranger: sorry UPS doesnt ship to candyland
Stranger: and they never deliver to houses with goats in trees
You: they will for some Fish Food
You: ;D
Stranger: lol
You: no really
You: they will
Stranger: hey, are you talking about phish food?
You: how can anyone pass up real fish inside of ice cream?
You: LMAO yes.
Stranger: lol
You: OH
You: SO
You: YOU HAVE TRIED IT
You: ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: google told me about it
You: LMAO. its yummy.
You: Google = WIN.
You: NOT FAIL.
You: WIN
Stranger: yep
You: so whats up
Stranger: pizza
You: still tryin to get the goat outta the tree
You: its my pet
You: people say it acts like a cat
Stranger: oh its your pet?
Stranger: so just get a gun and shoot it in the face until it gets down
You: might as well have to get the firemen out here to get it down
Stranger: hey im a fireman!
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: no :(
You: come save it.
You: for me
You: its saying "baaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Stranger: ill save it for a full container of phish food
You: 5 will do?
You: 10 will do?
You: sure thing!!
Stranger: i thought you said you were almost out
You: but sadly
Stranger: liar
You: there is none
You: in store
Stranger: i have the desk of a fat person
You: Nice..
Stranger: pizza box, paper plate, 2 coke cans, mcdonalds fries box, and a hammer
You: The GAME
You: Oh. You lost
Stranger: oh no i lost?
You: yes
You: fail!
Stranger: its ok, i lost like forever ago
You: LOL same here
You: um
You: THRILLER
Stranger: michael jacksons heart couldnt beat it
You: no.
You: but his dancing is amazing and I love him..
You: even though he's dead
You: :/
Stranger: yep
Stranger: *changing the subject*
Stranger: goat in tree>
You: still there
You: OH NO!!!!
Stranger: OH NO
You: OH NO....
Stranger: is it dead?
You: it..
Stranger: it died
You: died
Stranger: i am psychic!
You: yes..
Stranger: no
You: my poor poor baby died :(
Stranger: you have a baby?
You: his name was
Stranger: _?
You: fred the goat
Stranger: i was close
You: LOL
Stranger: aurgh
Stranger: my friend keeps bugging me
Stranger: make him stop
You: nice talking to you, goodnight.
Stranger: finally
Stranger: bye
You: LOL bye
Stranger: ive been waiting to leave to play a game with my friend :P
Stranger: just didnt want to be the first one to stop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

-----

Dude, that guy was fun to talk to. :rotfl2:
 
SO I saw this thread and totally had to check it out, and this was my first convo

tranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
You: hello
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: 안녕
Stranger: 안녕이라고
Stranger: 타자못ㅊ ㅕ/


Hmm..I think its a alien
 
lol I just got on right now and the first person I get turns out to be a huge college football fan. So me and him are having a great conversation lol.
 
Stranger: hii
You: hiii
You: asl
Stranger: 17.f.canada
Stranger: u?
You: 50.both.narnia
Stranger: :)
Stranger: soulmate?
You: if u wanna lion for a soulmate
You: then hellz yeah bizn****!
You: unless ur a beaver, i eat beavers
You: wouldnt work well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

damn i must be bored as hell lol
 
dude. i've been going on this website for months. its how me and my bestie enterain ourselves. is soo much fun to mess around with people on that site. they'll believe anything. yes, the guys who want to cyber our pervy and just do it because they can't get it in real life. but it's still fun to mess with them. if someone asks if your hornyy just say yes to everything and half way through say your a lesbian. thats always fun. haa. people get pretty darn upset.
 
dude. i've been going on this website for months. its how me and my bestie enterain ourselves. is soo much fun to mess around with people on that site. they'll believe anything. yes, the guys who want to cyber our pervy and just do it because they can't get it in real life. but it's still fun to mess with them. if someone asks if your hornyy just say yes to everything and half way through say your a lesbian. thats always fun. haa. people get pretty darn upset.

haha, someone told me to go **** myself. i must be doin a pretty good job then lol
 
Stranger: gay?
You: no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

guess they don't love people of the opposite sex...
whatever.
 
Stranger: gay?
You: no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

guess they don't love people of the opposite sex...
whatever.

lmao

Stranger: Hello , sir.
You: hello, sir?
You: maam?
You: both?
You: i dunno
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol
 
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: you wouldnt happen to know where i can find an electric chair would you?
You: umm no why?
Stranger: i need one
You: for?
Stranger: uhh no reason...
You: okay
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are u a black guy or girl?
You: no
Stranger: o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
this website is sooo addicting. but I always get the weird guys wanting a picture of me... :scared1: but then I started talking to this girl from Australia and we talked for almost 2 hours straight!!! crazyy. it was a very entertaining conversation. it's really long though so I'll just post how she started it because I think it's funny:

Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: WHOS THERE?
Stranger: I EAT MOP
You: I EAT MOP WHO?
Stranger: LOL YTOU EAT YOUR POO?!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA I get it!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: WEE!
You: GOOD ONE!!!!
Stranger: THANKS!
You: YOU ARE SO FUNNY!
Stranger: I KNOW HUH
You: YEAH!
Stranger: YA
You: YEAH...
Stranger: Hmm..
You: HM
Stranger: So..
You: ?
Stranger: xD

and it kept going for, like I said, almost 2 hours. :lmao: good times.
 













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